KHQ DLS? Huh?
Have you been living under a rock, or are you just THAT plain stupid to not know what DLS is? If you must know, DLS is a four-girl group that practically owns your ass. No, we are definitely not a hate blog. We don't hate on KHQ, KHQ-ers, or the so-called n00bs. We have a love-hate complex. We love and hate them for their stupidity; we love to own their asses, and they hate getting owned. It's simple math, darling, don't let your nose bleed.
Why does KHQ DLS exist?
KHQ DLS exists because we of the KHQ DLS team wish to broadcast so-called 'dirty little secrets' of KHQ. We're not sure if it's good or bad, but sadly that's one message board where many people who unfortunately fail, lurk.
Brace yourself, we're back. :>
Is KHQ DLS affiliated with Rawr?
No. KHQ DLS has nothing to do with the KHQ group, Rawr. We're different. Yes, we are. First, we have only four members. They have around 12 members. We're all girls, their co-ed. Enumerating the differences would take a long time, so let's leave it to that, yeah.
Does KHQ DLS hate n00bs?
No. No one from KHQ DLS hates noobs. We love them. They're very much entertaining and they're quite awesome to pick on because we get good reactions.
Most of them, however, go and run away, but that doesn't matter. It's still amusing--it's fun, it kills time, we're happy. :3
Why are the girls of KHQ DLS open about their names?
Simple, my dear. We don't like being anonymous. That takes all the fun away. That aside, we're not afraid of any flames the people who are featured here might throw at us. That's simply how awesome we are.
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Friday, January 8, 2010
HA, and you call me and krisbb perverted?
NO DUH, BITCH, WE BACK.
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Anyways. Along with our comeback is another comeback of a much, much missed DLS classic. :> What is it? You'll see~
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If you want the whole original thing, then darling here you go. (link) Feast your eyes on that, mothersuckaa.
So Pseudonym was all up on KHQ, doing her usual lurking business when suddenly it appears. GAAAASP. A REAL LIFE SCUMBAG PERVERT! O; Not that it's the first time I've seen one...>__> Honestly, men, what the hell do you think you're doing? Oh, right, right. Chivalry's dead. But it's still kinda cute. What's not cute, however, is this mothersuckaa: DeStruckTiveNess.
The name is so lame, I feel ashamed for having typed it up here. But whatever, to each his own, but it's not like mine was awesome (Pseudonym) but at least I'm not going all around KHQ with such a homoass name as his. Or her. Whatever. I'm still not straight with what the hell his/her orientation is. Anyways. Let's get on with it~
I am destrucktiveness brother 16 yrs old, I am the one who wrote this. I borrowed her account.
16 year old? Oh, I see. You're like one of them dudes that go around typing like tHiS, because you think you So FlY aNd ShIt. But you are shit. And hopefully your ass be flying outta KHQ soon. Or maybe not. :3 It's fun having someone to rant about~~ Wait, waaaiiitttt...I can see the gayness of this all. That's effing crystal clear, but where the hell is the apostrophe S? Gone with all your manliness? Yeah, I thought so~
Here's my second experience
And here you are again, talking like you so fly and shit like that. Second experience? You call some lousy lust bust an experience? Clearly you are so not in the league of men yet. And if you are. My God, that must have been some beer she drank!
I went to our province last x-mas break, to visit my auntie. My mom said to me to stay there for 1 week. Of course, I am excited because I am a bit umm.. perv?
Auuuuuugh. So much grammar surges I think I'll have to type lIkE tHiS just so my brain could cope. You put no comma after break because it's only one sentence, and it's absolutely uninvited to your sentence party. Said to? Save us the brainpower and just type told, damn it. And that last bit. Perv? HONESTLYYYY?! You see. This is why I can't take you seriously when you said second experience. You sound too homo to even get your first. o__o It's possible though. So do tell. What was his name?
My aunt is alone in their house. Her husband is separated to her and her only daughter is in abroad. I have a secret lust to her. Like my teacher ( the one stated in my first story ), she is very sexy but my aunt is sexier than my teacher. currently 34
>___> I shall ignore the grammar surges because I am so damn sick of correcting you bitches. Goddamn, start paying attention at the board, and stop lusting over boobs thou shall never get to touch. AND 34?! Who the fuck are you? Oedipus? Fuck incest, that woman could be your pet dinosaur!
I hurried into the bathroom to peek at her. What the hell!! she locked it. !@#$!
You know why she did that? Her brain, unlike yours, is actually turned on. Ayt?
She has no bra and wearing a lingerie. Yes! It's my time now. I think I know the strategy! HaHaHa!!!
No bra, but she's wearing lingerie. o____o What, is lingerie not bra? You should know best, I mean. Don't you shop for your own bras? Or do you make Mommy Dear do it for you?
my lust wake me, I pretend to be dreaming. I touch her nipples, still, she is asleep. Next, I grab her "B`__bs" I kissed her, still she is asleep.
Oh that is just fuck'd.
Both the grammar and that thing. How dare you call that your second experience? Dumbfuck, that's some lousy boobiehunt you're on, you didn't get laid. Get over it, stop bragging, the cats could do better than that.
I ran to his closet and gets her underwear.
You ran to his closet but got women's underwear. ...really now?
I masturbated in it.
Oh, I see what you did there. You got so turned on by wearing women's clothes you ended up masturbating. Ha. Probably the only time you'd be touched. Enjoy.
I hurried to my room and left her underwear in the floor.
You were wearing it, weren't you? So you were prolly naked aside from that. So you. You walked around naked? O____O No. Don't even go there. Don't even answer that. I don't wanna die of puking. No. Not now. Not ever. Never. Sparta.
