KHQ Dirty Little Secrets

This calls for one last post(?).

2011-02-14T21:21:00.000-08:00

Since KHQ will breathe its last on the 18th, this calls for one last DLS post. I'd like to thank everyone who supported this blog, as well as those who gave this blog content, yeah. I love you guys too. This is it for DLS, but we're keeping this blog around - however, there will probably be no chance of us ever updating it again, even if Kzone is trying to turn their Facebook page into the new KHQ.

Personally, I think it's ridiculous how there are over 74,000 people who like Kzone's page and yet that very same number can't resurrect KHQ. I also think it's quite stupid that they're going to close KHQ but try to maintain a forum-like environment using social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, when they could easily hire new mods and admins so that KHQ will go on.

Fuck it though. It's not as if the admins right now do feel any attachment to the forum anyway.

So in behalf of the DLS girls, thank you and see you later.

This has been Reese/Descythed/Paperlock, over and out.

Whatever.

2010-04-07T23:10:00.001-07:00

So I lied. The only reason I even put up that contest was simple. To show all you arses that there really is nothing going on in KHQ - and how do you expect us to rant about anything when there's nothing going on? This blog's not dead. We just don't have anything to talk about.

Give us a call when KHQ's active again. I don't think I can stand looking at the forums now. Whatever. For fucks sake. Whatever.

Forever the sickest kid,
Ria/Reese/Descythed/Paperlocks.

Presenting, the first ever...

2010-03-04T17:08:00.000-08:00

KHQ DLS "SCREENCAP THE FAIL!" CONTEST!

here's the deal. i want you all to go to KHQ and screencap failures. but, i want complete, total, utter, dls-worthy failures. no, i don't want anything that screams, "I'm just trolling because I have no goddamned life!" - I want what can be considered to be the epitome of fail.

should you get anything like that, i want you to upload them to TinyPic, and after uploading, i want you to send them to the DLS girls via email, including the thread link (where you got that screencap) to khqdlsgirls@gmail.com :D

the winning screencaps will be featured here in KHQ DLS - and guess what, since they're technically YOUR property, we're gonna credit you. and say pretty much good things about you. i swear on my Liverpool Jersey (and that's a high swear because i love liverpool.), we will.

We think that this will boost reader and blogger interaction, so yeah. Btw, if you send any hate-email, it's all right. It only means we're doing a damn great job. When the results are in, we're gonna post all the screenshots, and the winning one will be posted last - since it's a tradition in DLS. Save the best for fucking last. We're also gonna rant about your screencaps, but please, that's the reason i asked for the thread link so that we know if it's worth ranting about.

So what are you waiting for? Fucking take screencaps now!

PS: Marshmallow Fluff, AKA Karli - DLS loves you. This is probably the first good thing a DLS girl posted about a non-dls person, but seriously. DLS loves Karliii <3

Friday, I'll be over you.
Reese / Paperlocks / Descythed. :)

Look, asshats, I might have called a truce but...

2010-02-16T20:14:00.000-08:00

Seriously. If you people are gonna start thinking I'm going soft on all your asses, think the fuck again. I just called that god-be-damned truce because I wanted activity in KHQ, for crying out fucking-loud, but now I'm just pissed. Ate Kon, I'm sorry, but I'm raising my gun towards... well everyone, let's welcome KHQ's newest Xyronred-styled smartass, jt_hance!

I'm not sure if this kid is just plain stupid, or if he's just inconsistent, but I'm sure he doesn't know who the Paperlock is. He should feel lucky I'm not going even close to trying to flame his pathetic ass, as respect to Ate Kon and current my favorite book, Percy Jackson. Yes. Where did all this bullshit start? In my review thread, no less. Now, I don't want to bitch about the gore-y details because I was pretty much having a good day until this bastard who thinks he's so smart pops up and tries telling me that I do not understand the concept of loosely based. Fucking hell, I want you, jt_hance, if you are reading this right now, to go look into a fucking mirror.

I don't want to bother with your, jt_hance's, inconsistencies in my review thread, and Aid I do not give a rat's ass if you're gonna say you made a thread about it already.

I am pissed because that assfag pissed me off in the middle of a really cool IM-session. Fuck you, please go to hell. Oh yeah by the way, if you're gonna post shit in our chatbox telling me that I'm this and that, good luck, darling. Just fucking good luck.

Believers never die,
Paperlock / Reese / Descythed

PS: this doesn't mean that I do not appreciate the sincerity of the people who approved of the truce, but personally, I would prefer it if Thaumaturge step away from my thread before I bash his head off. I am sorry, I just don't like you. <__<;;

Wait, what.

2010-01-19T03:10:00.000-08:00

no, cham doesn't say it like that, bish.

PSEUDO IS PISSED.

2010-01-18T10:26:00.000-08:00

You people.

Didn't you know what ate Kon meant by her "white flag message" a few seconds before those trolls started "dying"? She meant, "So that KHQ would be peaceful again, I'll just step down and let everything cool and simmer down in due time."

Well guess what?

Her fucking attempt to some peace and quiet in KHQ is fucking foiled.

I'm disappointed, pissed off, and incredibly mad, I don't even know where to fucking begin or end.

She's done SO FUCKING much for us, but you CAN'T even BEGIN to let the issue fucking die in her honor. Nicely done, guys. Nicely done. It just tears me apart that this lady that have done way so much for us is even beginning to think that WE don't have respect for HER. She even thought of quitting (sorry, ate Kon, I needed to say this) because none of us seem to respect, or obey her anymore. Bitches, I do believe that when she said LOWER YOUR DAMN GUNS. She fucking meant it.

And I fucking mean it, too. I'm pissed off, and I will continue to be.

Yeah, I'm fucking raging. At all you guys. Trolls and elites alike. >____> Pa-fucking-thetic.
Pseudonym | Mesh

Oh hai.

2010-01-18T02:06:00.000-08:00

So hallo. Praise the Epic Gods above that I, Reese, have now turned 14. And thank you all for all the love and support and coughhatecough that you all give to DLS. It makes the job worthwhile.

Thanks to Krissy, and all the people who greeted me on my day. :) I love you all.

Still being pulled into gravity,
Reese / Paperlock. / Descythed

King For a Day, Princess by Dawn!

2010-01-18T02:01:00.000-08:00

In light of all the bullshit that's passed through KHQ - amusing, nonetheless, someone from the Team is a year older.

GTFO if you've got complaints. Wait, know what. Stay. Speak. Nothing can be successful without something - or someone - to bring them down.

But whatever.

This post =/= Hate post.

A happy birthday to descythed/paperlocks./Ria/Reese/TingTing/Maria Therese Marban. 8D

Love jh00 bishiez. <3

With Love,
KHQ DLS Team ; ; Kris

<_______< IDEK.

2010-01-16T18:51:00.000-08:00

I honestly feel so sorry for the mother of this failtastic creature. All those nine months of carrying that baby, and for what? For it to shove its mighty ass of failure in our faces?

Sigh. I pity you, mother of this...creature.

i do believe this is also meant for a certain someone,
Pseudonym | Mesh

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BUT THEN AGAIN, I GOTS MORE TO SAYZ, YEAH.

First of all, the link.

Now the quote:

Every body shut up. This is my last warning or i will lock this thread down.

Smitten kitten - Bakla
Xyroned - Chupa King
Slash - gay manash
Music_lover - Baklitang Bruha

And now the bitch comments:

MY GOD. ARE YOU PRACTICALLY INSANE!? Wait, wait. Lemme rephrase that. MY GOD. YOU ARE SO FUCKING OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE, YOUR FAILURE IS BIGGER THAT BIG BANG EONS AGO.

What idiot would even believe that that's the Konrei we all know and respect?

Every body ?! >____> As far as I know and I'm concerned, my ate Konrei does not make those fucking noobass mistakes. That's why she's a mod; that's why you're such a failure.

Bakla? Si Gio bakla? Out of all the POSSIBLE words to describe/insult that man, you call him gay? Homo? ._________. GAAAAAAAAH. You make me rage so much I can't even stand being miles away from your face. MY GOD. I want my foot to extend all the way to wherever the hell your bigass is and shove it there till your blood comes out of your nose and eyes.

Chupa king? Si xyronred chupa ki-- You know what. Imma leave it at that. You're prolly right with that one.

O____O GAY? JEFF =/= GAY. He's my manwhore (KHQ Dad). He's only gay when I say he is. Now fuck off. You're clearly just describing yourself.

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA. BAKLITANG BRUHA? AIDO? Dude, that man is my slavedriver. Ohohohohoho. I would LOVE to see what Aido has to say about your homo ass.

i'm scared there's more to come, but then again, fear is fun~
Pseudonym | Mesh

the fuck with you people.

2010-01-09T03:54:00.000-08:00

Seriously, destructo-whatever.
Do you fucking know that KHQ is a fucking Kid's board? It's not for your sick-ass perverted fantasies about your teacher and your Aunt. Fucking hell that was sick. Wait, are you sticking to fantasies because you KNOW you will never get laid? If that's the case, then I pity you, you ignorant, fugly boob.

It's short and sweet, but oh well.

Singing the song of the century,
Paperlocks / Reese / <3

HA, and you call me and krisbb perverted?

2010-01-08T22:28:00.000-08:00

NO DUH, BITCH, WE BACK.

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Anyways. Along with our comeback is another comeback of a much, much missed DLS classic. :> What is it? You'll see~

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If you want the whole original thing, then darling here you go. (link) Feast your eyes on that, mothersuckaa.

So Pseudonym was all up on KHQ, doing her usual lurking business when suddenly it appears. GAAAASP. A REAL LIFE SCUMBAG PERVERT! O; Not that it's the first time I've seen one...>__> Honestly, men, what the hell do you think you're doing? Oh, right, right. Chivalry's dead. But it's still kinda cute. What's not cute, however, is this mothersuckaa: DeStruckTiveNess.

The name is so lame, I feel ashamed for having typed it up here. But whatever, to each his own, but it's not like mine was awesome (Pseudonym) but at least I'm not going all around KHQ with such a homoass name as his. Or her. Whatever. I'm still not straight with what the hell his/her orientation is. Anyways. Let's get on with it~

I am destrucktiveness brother 16 yrs old, I am the one who wrote this. I borrowed her account.

16 year old? Oh, I see. You're like one of them dudes that go around typing like tHiS, because you think you So FlY aNd ShIt. But you are shit. And hopefully your ass be flying outta KHQ soon. Or maybe not. :3 It's fun having someone to rant about~~
Wait, waaaiiitttt...I can see the gayness of this all. That's effing crystal clear, but where the hell is the apostrophe S? Gone with all your manliness? Yeah, I thought so~

Here's my second experience

And here you are again, talking like you so fly and shit like that. Second experience? You call some lousy lust bust an experience? Clearly you are so not in the league of men yet. And if you are. My God, that must have been some beer she drank!

I went to our province last x-mas break, to visit my auntie.
My mom said to me to stay there for 1 week. Of course, I am excited because I am a bit umm.. perv?

Auuuuuugh. So much grammar surges I think I'll have to type lIkE tHiS just so my brain could cope.
You put no comma after break because it's only one sentence, and it's absolutely uninvited to your sentence party. Said to? Save us the brainpower and just type told, damn it. And that last bit. Perv? HONESTLYYYY?! You see. This is why I can't take you seriously when you said second experience. You sound too homo to even get your first. o__o It's possible though. So do tell. What was his name?

My aunt is alone in their house. Her husband is separated to her and her only daughter is in abroad. I have a secret lust to her. Like my teacher ( the one stated in my first story ), she is very sexy but my aunt is sexier than my teacher. currently 34

>___> I shall ignore the grammar surges because I am so damn sick of correcting you bitches. Goddamn, start paying attention at the board, and stop lusting over boobs thou shall never get to touch. AND 34?! Who the fuck are you? Oedipus? Fuck incest, that woman could be your pet dinosaur!

I hurried into the bathroom to peek at her. What the hell!! she locked it. !@#$!

You know why she did that? Her brain, unlike yours, is actually turned on. Ayt?

She has no bra and wearing a lingerie. Yes! It's my time now. I think I know the strategy! HaHaHa!!!

No bra, but she's wearing lingerie. o____o What, is lingerie not bra? You should know best, I mean. Don't you shop for your own bras? Or do you make Mommy Dear do it for you?

my lust wake me, I pretend to be dreaming. I touch her nipples, still, she is asleep. Next, I grab her "B`__bs"
I kissed her, still she is asleep.

Oh that is just fuck'd.

Both the grammar and that thing. How dare you call that your second experience? Dumbfuck, that's some lousy boobiehunt you're on, you didn't get laid. Get over it, stop bragging, the cats could do better than that.

I ran to his closet and gets her underwear.

You ran to his closet but got women's underwear. ...really now?

I masturbated in it.

Oh, I see what you did there. You got so turned on by wearing women's clothes you ended up masturbating. Ha. Probably the only time you'd be touched. Enjoy.

I hurried to my room and left her underwear in the floor.

You were wearing it, weren't you? So you were prolly naked aside from that. So you. You walked around naked? O____O No. Don't even go there. Don't even answer that. I don't wanna die of puking. No. Not now. Not ever. Never. Sparta.

booyaaaah,
Pseudonym | Mesh

60th post. (YAAAAAAA)

2010-01-08T19:27:00.000-08:00

Oh shiiiiiiiittt.

Has anyone ever seen Emmett Brown and Unknown___Creator?

Well, yeah, the legendary duo. And by legendary we all know what that means.

EPIC.

Failure.

I mean, everyone's suspected it, haven't they? That much like Voldemort and Harry Potter, Emmett Brown and that nuke UC is "One and the same". I say bullshit to all the annoying shit they throw at each other.

Is it all staged, what they're doing?

Goddamn I would like to think that it is not, for then it would make no sense what so ever, but then, if it was staged then it still would make no sense.

I stand to my belief that the two idiots are the same person Like, fucking seriously, people.

Hear me out here.

Challenges?

"I challenge you blah blah blah" and all that crap?

Oh god. Who do they think they're fooling?

Ever so deserving of that 21 gun salute,
Fin! / Grell / Kris.

Comeback post sort of?

2010-01-07T01:25:00.000-08:00

So you may know me as the most inactive member of DLS, Polla. (currently known as asdf? in KHQ)

But just because I don't post much does not mean I am not watching. Hi, I'm back.

(This post is a very short one. I apologize.)

When I said stalk me, I didn't mean quite literallyyy.... >___>

2010-01-05T23:16:00.000-08:00

I am much less frantic and shocked now. So I edited this post. :D

(link)

"She's moved to Dragonadopters, BTW.

Say what now. O_O Yeah, I did try it out for a few minutes, but I got bored and forgot my password later on. Even my username now. >___> But why would you even know--or think--that I moved to DragonAdopters. Stalking me, aren't you? O_____O

Are you just so totally blinded by your crush that you even managed to think that this person is me? Doll, I tend to mix up my usernames when it comes to forums. I only used Pseudonym because I haven't really gotten that well in making up usernames. In fact--no matter how embarrassing it is to admit it--my first username was nyx_witchiiee02 or something along those lines. Yeah. Laugh now or forever hold your peace.

"Still got one on Pseudonym.

Where the hell are all my witty comments? Oh, that's right. They fled. And I should, too. But then that'd make me a coward or something. And, besides. My hiding is useless against your stalking skills! :O

I went back to the old Ever had a crush on a fellow KHQer by Music_Lover and I feel like that georgia-font-using-Pseudonym is not me anymore. And I also noticed how everyone was saying STOP ATTENTIONWHORING AND STOP DERAILING THE TOPIC!!! but saying that only makes the next person say something else. (DLS girls were guilty of this, and so were other people.) Guess what I'm saying here is that we're all guilty of derailing the topic (but we kept it alive by doing so) and the threadowner locked the topic soon enough. But Ate Kon was going to lock it anyways. >__> We deserved it.

What I didn't see before:
uno and dos

at least one of you is honest.
Pseudonym | Mesh

And now we interrupt the usual ranting and bashing of skulls for an important word from the epic Pseudonym:

2010-01-05T20:42:00.000-08:00

http://www.kzone.com.ph/khq/index.php?topic=26962.0

...well?

This would be short, quick, and painless. :D For me. :D

2010-01-05T20:04:00.000-08:00

Krissy is yet to post. D;

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What I really hate are hypocrites, posers and attentionwhores. Either one of those three would make me go boom boom pow on their asses. But -- my goddddddd -- them haters are all three.

Bitch, please. Don't hate us just coz we so fly, and you so fuck'd. Ayyyyt?

Ding dong bitch,
Pseudonym | Mesh

COME PARTY WITH US via ABBY'S NINE :D (BOOOOO, COPS CAME, PARTY MOVED. :D)

2010-01-04T14:51:00.000-08:00

(abby's thread, jsyk)

BOO, TOO SLOW. THE VENUE MOVED. >8D

We bringin' sexy back,
Pseudonym | Mesh

Not your average, "I'm back" post.

2010-01-04T02:02:00.000-08:00

No u, bitches. We're not expired. Just because we have lives doesn't mean we're expired, kayz. Since I, Reese, am finally back on the interwebz, DLS is coming back, full force on all you bastards. One more post will complete our comeback. The post from Krissy.

Oh, and welcome to DLS, KARLSANADA10. Who doesn't know about DLS? You're so goddamn two-thousand-and-late.

To the hater, whoever the hell you are, watch out. It'll be death by chocolate. We know who you are, and we know we'll give you hell.

Singing the song of the century,
Forever the sickest kid,

Reese / Paperlock. / Descythed

Sup, Hater(s).

2010-01-03T23:16:00.001-08:00

>___> So I probably flooded this blog with all of my posts. Sorry, Kris, Reese, but I really want to do this. :D

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Ohohohoho. You think you're so slick; that your ass is completely secured and none of us ulzzhangs would know who you are, but doll. You have absolutely no idea what I can do, and you failed to realize that you're so on my radar.

Little miss bitchmouth, you're so fucking dead, it's not even funny.

First you go on and hate on TGPHSucks and now you're extending your coverage and even dipping in on us. Doll, I'm afraid you just don't know who you're messing with. I'll talk to Reese and Kris soon, and we'll have our own little meeting. Of course I have to ask them if what I'm going to do is okay to them. We all work solo at times; but combined, we're fucking Voltes V on Super Saiyan mode. Over9000, baby. :>

Thinking you're all slick and that those Anonymous usernames would save your ass is incredibly wrong. So wrong, it's so pitiful.

Ang gaga-gaga mo, kala mo hindi kita kilala? Tengenamow. Ang pinaka-ayaw ko sa tao, yung parang asang ulol kung tumahol, pero nag-tatago sa bistida ng nanay nila. Uy, nene, mamatay din at masisira ang bistida ng nanay mo. Kung ako sayo, lumabas ka na. Mas may dignidad pa yun.

postwhoring and dominating,
-- Pseudonym [ Mesh ]

we HAVE been gone for too long

2010-01-03T23:04:00.000-08:00

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))) I really find this amusing.

See. I told you we've been gone for far too long. =))

-- Pseudonym [ Mesh ]

Ironic, really.

2010-01-03T19:27:00.000-08:00

I truly apologize for all of those so-called 'I-am-active' posts. Hope this makes up for it. :>

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It amazes me how much a username can have so much irony, really.

Like Sasori the Puppeteer, for instance. The character in Naruto is so much bomb, I even fangirl-ed him for a while. But the KHQ-er, Maia, failed to amaze me. The only thing amazing about her is how her face can make any computer lag at any given moment, at any given time. That, and the fact that she continues to be that annoying prick that no one wants. She's like a zit, really. You know it looks so gross, but it just won't go away.

Then there's Picture Perfect. Kay, Picture Perfect. No pictures in your NINE thread, so why the hell are you Picture Perfect? You don't even have a name. And by that I mean, you haven't really introduced yourself in your first post. Bitch, put your name on your first post. It clearly says: INTRODUCE YOURSELF! So do it. Your friends might know you, but other people don't and you miss a whole lotta chances of making new friends. Whether or not you need or want new friends, you sure as hell missed the chance of being on my neutral side. Oh and another thing, I happen to like some KPop. You know just because Nobody (clap, clap, point, clap) is such a horribly whored song, it doesn't mean the rest of KPop is.

And then we have the so-called Psssh! or however many S's this non-ulzzhang has on his username. Oh, so we should call you Lue. >__> You reminded me of how some British people call the toilet, loo. I should stop here, really. Calling you toilet would be okay enough, but I want to say some more. :D You happen to piss me off. At first you were just one of them annoying pricks, but now you're a level higher than that. You're actually worth the mention on HERE. So yeah. I think I pretty much told you why you pissed me off here, so no use telling it again. And then there's that way you post. o___o Dear God, that just annoys me. Do not fucking whore punctuations. It's like how my friends says: Punctation's powerful; don't be PGMA and use it wisely. This: .Omg, I am so totally awesome.! screams HOMO, I AM HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO, PWN ME, I AM HOMOOOOO! Yeah. Pitiful.

There's a lot more people to mention, but I think I'd let other people get their chance. Reese and Kris, you know what to do. :>

-- Pseudonym [ Mesh ]

2010 Expiration Date?

2010-01-03T19:04:00.000-08:00

I don't fucking think so.

-- Pseudonym [ Meshi ]

I'm still alive, bitches.

2009-11-13T02:51:00.001-08:00

So I haven't been on, and I'm sorry for leaving the clean up to Krissy, Pollah and Meshikarp. Listen, bitches, botches, the masses, idiots, morons, rapists, serial killers, murderers, fakes, and pseudo-elites. Reese is still alive, kicking, and still awesome. God knows how much I've missed, all the awesome flamewars that I haven't been a part of, but who cares?

Let me tell you this. KHQDLS and the Triplets of Hell, we're all alive, even though this blog might not be updated all the time, bitches, we're alive. When this blog isn't updated as much, it just means we all have lives, unlike some people. ;)

Oh yeah, just so you know? We're not cowardly bitches like you people claim we are. To tell you frankly, we're too awesome to be scared of you... uneducated rapists of the English language. So stop accusing us of that. If you really had a brain, you wouldn't even think of that as a possibility because we advertise this blog, we flaunt it. I want you to look at the right hand side of this blog. See those trophies over there? They're for the KHQ BEST BLOG AWARD. See where the flaw in your reasoning is now? If we really were backstabbing, cowardly bitches, as you all claim us to be, then we would've kept the blog a secret, yes? But no, we're not cowardly bitches, WE FLAUNTED IT SO HARD WE WON THE BEST BLOG AWARD IN KHQ.

So, I'll leave you all with a shoutout to each of the members I love so damn much.

-- KRIS ;; HEY KRIS. LIBRE MO AKO NG MOVIE TOMORROW. :))

-- MESHI ;; mesh, sorry for not being able to talk to you in a long time. Err... visit us sometime? :D

-- MAIA ;; darling. Please. You didn't make this list because I really loved you. You're here because I want to tell you to stop murdering memes, stop plagiarizing goddamned RP bios, AND PLEASE. DEAR GOD. STOP. TRYING. TO BE. LIKE THE DLS GIRLS. may god bless your soul.

-- AiD ;; I MISS YOU. THAT'S ALL. KKTHXBAI.

-- GAViN ;; YES, it's gonna be a while before I'm on the interwebs again. So yeah.

That's all for now.

Too awesome for any of you,
REESE / PAPERLOCKS / DESCYTHED

Sorry darling, you're just not epik enough.

OH, BTW

2009-10-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

BTW, Maia, you just ruined one of the internet's memes.

kk-tnx-bye
- Maia

Ahaha, okaaaayyyy.

kkthxbai,
Kris

Suck THIS.

2009-10-23T09:23:00.000-07:00

Gone for five days because of exams.

I don't give a damn about the RPs in KHQ because they are not worth crap.

I join some for the hell of it.

But I don't find no amusement in them. It's harsh of me to say that their skills is not up to par with mine (OMG! This is why I left in the first place! >_>) I am really annoyed and pissed right now. How the fuck can you say: O MY FUCKING GOD, YOU LEECH in a nice way? No, I don't think you can say that in a nicer way.

Maia - Sasori the Puppeteer - OMG, SHE'S BACK, FOLKS!

She's Mary Sue, if you've read our posts before. If you haven't, go and read them. But yes, as I was saying. Can you not have anymore originality? If you're going to leech off of someone's work, don't make it too obvious. And hard as you try, you know you're still going to Ifail@lifeville.

So back off.

My style is mine.

Your style is shit.

I swear, don't even dare you god damn---

ENUFF swearing.

I don't like copycats as much as the next logical person, and I don't like you too, Maia. Never had. Never will. Bye, love. Ah. Ironic. 8D

UH UH UH UH,
Kris

Holla

2009-10-09T07:50:00.000-07:00

Holla to the folks who visits DLS!

Another wake up post. Awake, awake, blog! Awake!

Nothing new for today.

Except for the hot thread in KHQ: Girls Question Boys.

Watch out for it. It'll reach 100 pages soon. Trust me. ;D

If I'm wrong, then hoozah. If I'm right then you owe me a cookie.

-- I holla at whoever I wanna holla! This is Fin/Grell - - You know what. This is Kris.

RABID FANGIRL. SHIT, SON, RUN!

2009-09-06T20:21:00.000-07:00

What up? :D
So yep, It's still me. The forever epic beeyotch. :D The Meziah of KHQ. Ayyt. :D

So that I won't back out on my word about being an upfront bitch--er, ranter--I'd like to tell you rant about an issue that I've private plurked about. The issue?

SPASTIC RABID FANGIRL COMMENTS.

The victim?

KIRI THE AWESOME-O COSPLAYER. (/yes I fangirl her cosplays because I fail at cosplay, STFU.) She doesn't seem to mind, but I -- and a bunch of other people -- do.

The suspect?

IGAL (ino_1010) THE RABID MODERATOR FANGIRL OF THE AWESOME COSPLAYER. /yepp. we were friends. were. until she freaked me out with all these...spastic comments.

Dear, Igal.

You remind me of my insanely insane rabid fangirl friends who lives, breaths, and dies for Twilight.

In other words: You're one rabid girl I don't want to meet. Ever.

Honestly, woman. We get that Kiri's cosplays are beyond awesome, but you don't have to be all spastic about it. Because honestly, that scared the living shit out of me -- and there's not much that scares me. Ever noticed how I stopped talking to you, yeah? That's because I'm scared you'd randomly BURST into your own language and I'd end up dying due to excessive headdesks and/or facepalms.

To put it simply.

Your so-called 1337 causes millions and millions of braincells to die a brutal death.

Do us all a favor, and never use those godawful, raped, brutalized, and murdered words.

Why? Because our braincells have hopes and dreams. Don't ruin it with your 1337 -- which is nowhere near 1337, yeah. D<

(BONUS, YEAH!
links to the headdesk/facepalm/nosebleed/suicide prone posts here: x x x)

bitchiness knows no friends,
pseudonym/mesh(i)/meziah/karp

oh and one more thing

2009-09-06T20:00:00.000-07:00

The thing about us being "cowardly bitches"...so fucking not true~

The reason why we rant on a blog is because we love KHQ. Yepp. The DLS girls ARE capable of doing that. And because we love that forum -- no matter how boring it's getting now -- we don't trash that place so we go to a blog to trash the members here.

Darling, we have never backstabbed anyone.

We have promoted DLS in KHQ a long, long time ago and since then it's widely known. Where the hell was your brain during that moment of time? Getting brainfucked, yeah?

And besides. We ain't no anonymous ranters, darling. If we were, then this blog would so be tasteless and we'd be backstabbers. But we're not. We sign off our rants with our own signature taglines, and we even have links to our own blogs and shit.

To put it simply so that a dolt like you would understand:

We don't backstab anyone, when we rant, we scream, we shout, we kickass. Why? Because we can. And because we're awesome, epic, insane, and badass that way.

And that is a fact. Deal with it.

we don't need to be mean to be bitchy,
pseudonym/mesh(i)/meziah/karp

DING! Ohallo. :D

2009-09-06T19:49:00.001-07:00

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bitches. What up?

So a lot of people have been dropping by here, being anonymous like shit because they hate on us.

But that makes the karp a lot more happier. Why darlings?

Because behind every successful man, is a million of jealous bitches waiting to murder him.

In this case, we're women. Girls. MUJER~

But really, darling. You have made the karp ultimately happy by dropping by and giving your opinions. :D That just shows how low you truly are. God, bitch. Don't you think six feet under is low enough? When are you gonna stop digging your hole of shame and godawful bitchiness, ayyt?

Okay. So. Lemme stop kicking around the bush and just get to point and shoot the bunny already, ayyt?

The reason why DLS has been quiet lately is because we, the DLS girls, have lives. Which means we have other better things to do than bash a blog. Honestly. You're not scaring me at all.

God knows what scares me. And that list so does not include you.

Because we so fly,
pseudonym/mesh/karp

tumbleweed.

2009-09-06T17:21:00.000-07:00

Oh hai! You may have forgotten me because I rarely post here, but I`m Interlude... also known as Polla? lol. And sorry, this isn`t a rant because I haven`t been active in KHQ for so long and now I`m currently looking for some people to rant about.

Any suggestions?

Silence...

2009-09-02T22:18:00.001-07:00

I don't like the silence. I can't stand the quiet. I am loud.

We rant because we...Wait for it...Care? Maybe. But also, we rant because we want to inform - and because we're pretty bored sometimes, too. Those extra long rants? Yeah. Those were done because of sheer boredom. Ha. Ri.

You might want to stop reading now.

But if you stop now I will reap your guts out. Reap. Not rape. You perv.

So don't stop and you'll be safe.

We don't bite. That hard. Or that much.

So yes. What is the purpose of this post? What. What. What. Well, I wanted to break the silence.

So, it's no longer silent anymore, is it? Because I posted.

And in this post is not just worthless crap and senseless rambling. Nah, in this post will be a short list of people who will be coming here in DLS soon.

1. G13NN
2. Paperlock.
3. Interlude
4. Pseudonym
5. Fin!
6. You.

"Wait...WTF. Did I read wrong? 2, 3, 4 and 5..."

No. You didn't.

I just like messing people up.

Kayz.

Watch out, my pretties. See ya guys soon. <3

Fly On,

Kris/Fin!/Grell/Ghey Shinigami/PEDOBB.

Three Words: Away With You

2009-08-02T01:01:00.000-07:00

Yes, this is another rant. Yes, this is Grell/Fin! again. No, this won't be long. Yes, you have to read it. No, I don't care if you don't like it. Yeah, I'm gonna start this post now.

xxxholic/wing. Whoopdeedoo. My newest bestest friend for the week! Well, no actually, this isn't one of those: "I hate this bitch so much I'm gonna kill her" posts. Nah. This is just a wake up call for her. I mean, really. Respect. Is that so much to ask for?

I admit that I'm not doing anything important in KHQ - Never have, don't think I ever will - But I don't know who she is to just tell me to shut up. I stated my views. I said I didn't want her to go on and on with the anime's plot. Show off in the Code Geass topic, not in the other mecha-ish topic. Seriously.

Hon, you seem to lack something. Common sense? A brain? Wait. Scratch that something. You seem to lack a lot. I try to be nice to you. But no. And FYI, I was mocking you. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

But yeah.

If you tell me to shut up, it's just a given that I won't. :3

This is for you. Welcome to DLS. And just this once please take into account the other posters in the thread. Nobody wants to read a long ass post of your bragging. I mean...Of the plot >_>

Reporting To You All,
Fin!/Grell

OMG! THIS IS SHOCKING!

2009-07-22T19:42:00.000-07:00

What is even more shocking than I, Grell/Fin!/Kris, posting up a new rant is this piece of news!

Yes, Meshi, darling, I'm serious. And I'm posting it. Cause you told me to.

And just to keep DLS alive. Here's a little tidbit.

Xyronred is a woman!

Shocking? Not for me.

I've read a thread where he and blackshock started talking. Not some funny crap going on in that thread. I thank you Arche and all the others that said their views. Yeah, Xyronred, UP YOURS, MAN!

And I'm back in KHQ! I love you all!

Forever and the next day, with much needed love,
Kriiiiiiiiiissss

Another helping of a not-so helpful hint. :>

2009-07-22T19:20:00.000-07:00

Due to much demand and pressure. And because my stomach is already hurting from laughing at the guesses. It's finally time to reveal hint #3.

Drum roll please. ... OH I KNOW. LET'S BREAK SOME VIOLAS FOR A BETTER EFFECT~ /natural retort from a violinist.

Hint number tres is:
I have mentioned this person in my rants before. Be it here or be it somewhere else. :>

Still messing with your noddles,
Pseudonym/Meziah { remember the name, you shall be cursing it later, darling }

SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE

2009-07-21T21:12:00.000-07:00

SO THE SECOND HINT IS...

Drumroll please.

The user is a girl, or so she appears or claims to be. :>

It doesn't seem much help but trust me, it would narrow than the list big time. And besides. You guys needed the hint. God knows it's fatal. :))

-- Pseudonym { messing with your head, and loving every minute of it~ }

So You Think You Can Troll, eh? :>

2009-07-21T14:03:00.000-07:00

Hello darlings. :> Tis the epik Pseudonym ranting. :>
Lately I have been incredibly busy because I happen to have a life, unlike the trolling hypocrite who thought s/he could hide after dissing me and the DLS girls.

Ha.
Darling. If you had any brains at all, you would have deleted those posts. But I guess by the time you read this, it's far too late now. I have screen capped all the evidences I need, darling. So there's no escaping my path since you have oh-so gallantly crossed it.

Oh, and just a quick advice. Can't take the heat, get out of the sun. :>

With all that said and done, I hereby present to you--for the first time in the KHQ DLS history of epik ranting--a blind item. :>

Call me lazy for not naming our delicious blind item of the moment but I think this is a much more fun way of ranting. And I'm sure you'll agree. =3

Our first blind item hint is.
We all know this trolling hypocrite for being an attentionwhore.

Try and guess darling. Your answers should be posted here in the Chatbox or in this plurk of mine. Click it darling, you know you love me. :>

Your brand of heroin,
Pseudonym. { forever the most epik kid }

HEY! IT'S A SEA! SUPER EPAL AHOY~!

2009-07-14T20:51:00.001-07:00

So last night guise, we were here on Plurk, oh, click the link, join, be a fan of the awesome descythed, lol. And so I found this really interesting plurk, by Nico1389 of KHQ, the super epal assfag. So Aid got annoyed with him and his plurks, and if I remember correctly, he keeps on trying to add people in Plurk who don't wanna add him back, like... say Kim? (kimberly_co, she's fucking awesome.) Anyhow, enough on that. So Nico, being epal, keeps on responding to our plurks, even though he has no idea what the hell is going on, Aid gets annoyed by Nico's immature replies, and ahem, abuse of dots. So Nico makes this plurk, "I wonder what Aid (Who/Music_Lover) is saying about me..." and lol, yes, in tagalog, and more retarded than my version, which I translated because I don't want our readers to be blinded by the retardedness. Of course, we didn't pay attention to that, until the SEA suddenly made another plurk... "Ano kaya talaga...?"

This time, Aid and I both gave our messages for Nico which Cham, yes, Cham, that awesome awesome girl, put in his plurks for us. So Nico reacts and all that jazzy shet, saying that me and Aid were mad at everyone who doesn't speak English in KHQ.

Now do tell me dear reader, was that even a valid reason for us to get mad at anyone? Just because they don't know how to speak English? No, I think not. Just because we're not fond of you, Nico, doesn't mean we don't like anyone who doesn't speak English, kkthnx. Please do get your facts straight before accusing us of anything. So Aid tells the real reason why he doesn't like Nico then Cham, once again, did the telling for us.

"Eto reason ha. Diretsahan na. He acts immaturely, and his thinking of that shallow reason was one proof of his immaturity" -- Aid's reason.

So in that same plurk where Cham tells him Aid's reason, cute_devil_08 assfag joins in.

"parehas pala tayo, immature DAW..." -- cute_devil_08 assfag.

That pissed me off. Why "daw"? They really are immature naman ah. So I replied. Then cute_devil goes and gives me this reason:

"1st year? immature?"

Holy. Shit. that was the most retarded thing I have read in that plurk. So what if you're first year? There are college students who are immature, ikaw pa kaya na first year ka lang. Please do not fucking shit me. Dear God. Readers, please know what you are saying before you totally give someone a srs bsns brain kill.

Nico, yes, I do think you're an assfag, and I really don't get why you still have the guts to post in my thread even though we both know what I think about you. If you're gonna ask me why I think you're an assfag, the way you act may be enough to clue you in, unless of course you're not man enough to admit your mistakes to yourself.

kkthnxbai.

More awesome than any of you,
Reese - Descythed.

Here's Hoping You Keep Being the Assfags You Are

2009-07-14T12:30:00.000-07:00

If you're here right now, then you are probably (a) Checking to see if KHQ DLS is alive and kicking, (b) Wondering if you got featured as the bastard you are, or (c) One of those people that get laughs out of rants for some sick and twisted reason.

If you picked A, then yes. KHQ DLS is alive and kicking. No matter my very emo/senti post before. :)) If you picked B, then you really are the attentionwhoring bastard we think you are. If you picked C, then you must be some kind of sick, twisted person; but don't worry, you're not alone. Our 3000+ views prove it~

All games and polls aside, let's get on with my rant, shall we? :3

Assfags. Bastards. Shitbags. Asswipes. Bitches. Dickwads. Fucktards. Hypocrites. Noobs. Wannabes. Misfits. Emos. Posers. And last but not the least, Espe.

Yep. Your prayers are answered. Well, at least one of them is~ We all know who Espe is, ayyt? If you don't then let me ask you this one simple question. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?! The dude is one of the biggest assfag right now. He even beat Maia's assfag points by a landslide. Don't get me wrong, Maia's still way up there in the assfag charts, but Espe just beat him, err, her. Yeah, her. But I think Nico is starting to fight his way up to second place, if not, first place. But it's not my job to rant about him. Reese has dibs on him because she has a bone to pick with him. I just hope it's big and painful.

Anyways, to those that have been living inside a cave, Espe is none other than the dude who stole the font Arial from me and the dude who pathetically tried to copy the DLS way of rant. There are few people in this world of ours that can successfully rant like DLS, and those few people does not include Espe.

The failtastic rant blog can be found here. Beware, though, it causes as much lagging as Maia's face. Either that, or my Toshiba is just acting on its own and protecting itself from failtastic things, such as his blog.

And I am so seriously overjoyed to present the comeback of a DLS classic: the quote box. The amazing quote box that let's us analyze, dissect and tear apart a post and make our very own comments. A tradition started by the awesomeshit, descythed, co-founder of KHQ DLS.

So... you're probably asking why I created yet another blog. The actual reason is that I'm depressed right now, yeah, and I need something I can dish out my opinions, despair, and rage on.

Just a quick question, Espe. EVER THOUGHT OF CREATIVE WRITING? Seriously. There is nothing creative about your writing. Besides, can't you just write it on paper and tear it into a million pieces so that the Earth would never have to suffer from reading them. Darling, if you must blog, please be sure we don't come across it?

Hell, I'd even let my friends read it IRL. That isn't embarrassing at all. It's called stating your fucking opinions. Get my point?

Is it just me, or isn't this statement somewhat hypocritical?
For fuck's sake, we rant, and you guys call us backstabbers; you guys rant and you call yourselves heroes? God. Failtastic, anyone?

Typical of me, amirite, KHQ friends reading this?

Friends. Darling, if we were friends, I wouldn't be dissecting your blog posts right now.

Oh, and about the second post... I'm skipping it. It's so failtastic that I even hate myself for even spending time reading it.

I do have a question, though. Michael Bay, why on earth did the Devastator have robot FUCKING testicles?

Why? Well, let me answer that for you.
Because unlike you, the Devastator have balls like a real fucking man. Ayyt?

Um, old school much? >_>;;

It's not just me, right? That smiley and that "Um ... much?" statement looks oddly familiar, right? Please tell me where the hell this bastard copied that because I am way too lazy to look for it. Yeah.

Also, at the K-Zone Awards 09, he had 2 votes while totally epiK [Not sarcasm, people.] Pseudonym got only one. Of course, who would vote for him?

"Totally epiK"? ._. Excuse me for a second. I think I need to barf a little. Or perhaps a lot.
UM, HELLO. THAT WAS A FUCKING MISCALCULATION. Can someone please grab Jeff and make him explain this to Espe? Please?
Oh, and dude, just another quick question: Still think I'm "totally epiK"? :3 Because darling, really, the capitalized K have been buried a long, long time ago. Where've you been? Oh that's right. Under your bed, having a tea party with the monster.

So, the rant ends. I'm required to ask a question. And my question is...

Lesley, where are you now? Hiding under your bed with shame, perhaps?

For a few seconds, before I read those two lines, I actually thought that it's a pretty good rant (excluding the grammar surges and shiz) for a mediocre bastard. But then these two lines. God. It brought me hurtling back to Earth like some 20,000 ton spacecraft. It ... it just ruins the whole thing, darling. Really. And what's more? It sounds like you're some kind of psycho rapist about to rape an innocent schoolgirl wandering the streets alone in the dark. And I am dead serious.

The fifth post, I'm skipping. Unlike in the previous post, instead of sounding like a psycho rapist, he totally sounded like my 7 year old brother when we got him a pogo stick. It's cute when you're seven, not so much when you're Espe.

I bet you're fed up with me ranting the guy. I'm tired too, just that his stupidity keeps coming back.

I bet people are also tired of seeing mediocre, wannabe copies of the DLS girls' rants. But like you said, "his stupidity keeps coming back." Stupidity isn't easy to end or stop. But that's why we made DLS. Not to stop it, but merely to analyze it. It's science, darling.

Ah, Lesley. Where did we stop? Oh, yeah, about him being a total douche. Well, he's a bigger douche than before now.

You took the words from my mouth. Truly, you are a bigger douche than before now. Amazing. The hypocrisy just amazes me. Doesn't it amaze you, too, darling?

So, he's been revealed to be Claw. Yeah. Sabi nya:

"^ hmm... ok... all hmm... ano nga ulit yun?? yung mga gusto nyong sabihin sa kin, sabihin nyo na. hahaha!!

this is free! Not for hire! hahahaha!!"

...Seriously? I mean, that was the lamest "I don't care." I have ever heard of.

Is it just me? Or isn't that a failtastic copy of the DLS quotes of analysis?
Okay, one, where the hell is the link or proof that he really did say that? Rants need backup evidences, darling. Without them, it's just like you're breathing air instead of fire.
And two, that truly is the lamest comeback I have ever heard. Next to "Your Mom".

Get some balls to react properly, goddamn you.

I smirked.
My thoughts exactly, darling Espe.

As you can truly see. There is no doubt that Espe have beaten Maia's assfag points. If you're still not convinced, then I shall leave it to you to watch this guy and stalk him like how you stalk me, darlings.

With all of that said and done, I think this rant has come to its end. And so without further ado, I present to you, my farewell tagline.

Here's hoping you keep being the assfags and dickwads you are,
Pseudonym { because behind every successful rant, is a truckload of jealous bitches and bastards. }

PS: Somebody seriously needs to buy a fire extinguisher. In case things get ugly. Which I hope they do. :>

Um, farewell, KHQ-DLS?

2009-06-28T12:02:00.001-07:00

Um, hi.
Tis is Mesh. Typing. Sitting. Breathing. Being boring. Being rather sentimental for no apparent reason--well, actually, there is a reason to why I'm sentimental, you'll read about that. But also, ranting.

Well, this isn't much of a rant, really. I'm afraid that I have lost my touch in ranting. Well, not really. It's just that KHQ is getting so boring lately that it's even bringing me down. I'm not kidding. I really hate seeing things die slowly. I believe that people deserve a quick death. Something that they won't even feel. Something that they won't suffer with. Something that would just get the whole thing over with.

And lately, I feel like I just want to get this whole KHQ-DLS issue over with, quick, easy, and as much as possible--though, it's pretty impossible--painless. I highly doubt that I'd be able to get over the fact that KHQ-DLS is dying and there's really nothing I can do about it. I mean, there's loads of topics to be talked about but it's not...well, it's not enough to get me going and saying: "UYY SHIT. THEY IS GOING DOWN!" or "OH FCK NO, YOU DID NOT JUST--" or "Welcome to hell, darling."

Lately, I've been saying I don't know a lot. Well it's true. I don't know. I don't know whether I should just quit KHQ and KHQ-DLS all together. I mean, you've seen my topics, right? None of them are long lived, nothing ever is. I mean, I really don't know if this is the end of the epik karp in DLS. All I know is that I don't want to quit DLS. It's that one blog that most probably shattered my inner shell. You know, the shell that you use to control and keep all anger and frustrations within? There's a lot in life that you can be angry with, there's a lot in life to be mad at, to be emo about, but I sorta felt that DLS was that one place I could release at least some of my aggressions. The horrible thing is that my aggressions aren't usually caused by the person unlucky enough to be featured the day when I just had enough. I'm pretty sorry for my post filled with misdirected anger.

Sigh.

You absolutely have no idea how difficult it is for me to do this. I'm not kidding. I mean, I don't want DLS to have an emo, sentimental post. I want it to have rants, truths and revealed secrets. But seriously. WHAT SECRET IS TO BE REVEALED? WHAT TRUTH SHOULD BE RANTED ABOUT? WHAT TOPIC SHOULD BE RANTED ABOUT? Those questions are not as easy as you think they are. It's true, at times when we're at our best, we can rant all we want about a certain topic but lately...well, I just don't know.

Should I leave KHQ and DLS just like Kris/Grell did? I have no fcking clue.

But before I get way too senti and emo with this. Just know that like some of you out there, who read, love, and check our blog daily. I don't want this to end anymore than you do.

All I want to say is. Something's gotta happen. Or if something is happening and I'm just missing it. Do tell. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Keeping her fingers crossed for better things and apologizing for the incredibly emo/senti post,
Pseudonym/Mesh { click your heels and hope for the karp to be narcissistic again }

2nd Thank You Speech (Over and Out)

2009-06-11T01:46:00.001-07:00

Hello everyone! This is Kris again. Again. Polla has put hers up and I'm gonna put mine up, too. I just want to tell everyone that we appreciate your votes. Getting nominated was already an honor and winning...Winning was just superb. Not only did we win in Best Blog we are also a part of the KHQ Hall of Fame.

A big thank you to everyone!

And also, this will be my last post for a while. I am leaving you all forever! No. Just kidding. I meant to say I'm leaving for a short while, leaving KHQ and if I'm not on KHQ I can't post here in DLS. So yeah, I'm leaving DLS for a while, too. So goodbye dear friends and readers. I love you all. Srsly. I do. Okay. I prolly only love a select few but yeah. I love that you guys stood by us and read our posts and were just there for us...You are all awesome, you know who you are.

Thank you once more and may the force be with you!

Singing out for the last time in a while,
Kris/Grell.

(I am actually sad that I won't be posting here for a while...But I assure you all that DLS is still going to live. IT WILL LIVE! I will pester the other three contributors to post. AND POST. Yeah.)

Happy interweb life, fellows!

Thanks.

2009-06-07T06:15:00.000-07:00

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR US IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES

Best Blog Award
KHQ Hall of Fame

And for all the pageviews, chatbox messages and basically, for all of the support.
You guys made the blog the success that it is, so thanks for that!

And I apologize if this post is overly cheesy.

8D

~ Interlude.

Finally! Some Juice!

2009-06-04T20:52:00.000-07:00

Good afternoon dear readers and friends, this is Kris/Grell (again) and I am here to bring you something new! Most of the time we, in DLS, keep posting rants and other things but never gossip. Well, somewhat. I don't know if this is gossip or anything but Ria/Reese/descythed has given me 2000 gossip points for this.

And this is DLS worthy. So here we are! Short post is short, my apologies.

deatH_eateR_iRis, a mod in KHQ has just posted a picture of herself with her cousin in the Post Your Pics thread. I know this isn't something to be serious and all but check it, the second pic is quite...Revealing. I mean seriously! It's so (excuse the term I will be using) slutty/wh0rish. Here is the link, and in case she's gonna take it down I have a screen shot ready. Here it is:

As you can see, folks, that picture...Is...Uh. Well. She only has her bra on. And I for one find it a bit inappropriate, seeing that KHQ is a kid's site and all that jazz. But whatever.

2000 gossip points. Yeah. :>

AND ZOMG! AWARDS ARE TOMORROW! YEAH! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Don't forget, Awards are going to be at 6pm (6:06), don't miss it. :D

Kris/Grell, signing out! So long, folks!

All's Fair

2009-05-30T05:51:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry if I got you hyped up, but this will not be another rant post. Rather, this is a sort of explanation, explanation for what...You'll have to continue reading.

This is Kris/Grell once more and I'm here to tell everyone that we, the KHQ DLS team, do not want any of you to take things seriously - well, take it seriously but know that nothing is personal. Don't take things personally if we posted a rant about you saying you are this and that because we don't just go ranting for no apparent and sensible reason. No. We rant because we care. We rant because we want to tell the people the truth, to show the truth, somewhat, (to vent our anger/frustration/annoyance), and to tell you (those who have been ranted about) that what you are doing is wrong, or not good. Or you are doing things wrongly.

We care, well, I care but I'll just speak in behalf of the Team.

Like the world of business, nobody stays clean forever.

Please note that we are all living in a real world and this blog is about real things - real KHQers who have done "wrong" things, or who have been too much.

Even if this is the internet, we are still real. Some may lie, some may not care and some are just filled with a lot of bullshit but we are still real, well, if you aren't being real then start being real. If you're not being real when you're online then how can you expect to be real when you're offline? What I'm really trying to say is that everything we say is real, not one post is false.

Everybody has these "dirty little secrets" of theirs but others just stick out like a sore thumb with a target. So I hope the victims (for lack of a better word; for those whom we have ranted about) understand that this is all business. Business might be dirty and mean but it is REAL and it is the TRUTH. At least, KHQ DLS (as a business) is real and true.

Don't carry a grudge. Don't take things too personally. I'll even go out of my way to say that some may even feel a bit of gratitude for us - why? Because we have pointed out what they have been doing wrong and therefore, have somewhat told them to improve themselves only in a very subtle manner.

To the future victims...Well. Uh. Hm. Thank you.

I do hope you all understand this. Nothing is personal. This is just business.

All is fair in a world that is unfair.

And to cut all the seriousness I'm going to go out of my way (again) and ask you guys to vote for KHQ DLS as Best Blog in the KHQ '09 Awards. But don't just vote because I told you to vote because you want to. I'm not forcing anyone. Because I know there are other great blogs *coughJio'scough* so yeah. :)

Ha. As I've told a few people, campaigning for the DLS blog will be the ONLY campaigning I'll be doing. So yeah. I'm not forcing anyone, but I am asking you guys to vote for DLS. We've had so much fun, right?

Win or lose, KHQ DLS will still be going on.

To all the other nominees: Good luck!

I won't say "May the best nominee win" because I think we're all "good" in our own way so...We're all winners! Well, those who don't get that Number 1 Spot are just Second-Rate winners. But still yeah.

And remember, all is fair in this business we call life/internet/blogging/etc.

- - This has been Kris/Grell.

I will watch you fall. I'll be on the top just watching you fall.

2009-05-29T01:35:00.000-07:00

Hey guise. Welcome once again to DLS. I bet you're wondering who's gonna be featured this time, am I right? Right? Good. Well guys, today's rant is about hinatahyuuga, or Adell. If you're gonna call me a bitch because I'm putting her up here on KHQ-DLS when we're friends. Well, friends or not, DLS is where the DLS girls release their frustrations on the unlucky KHQ members that get featured here. So if you don't like that, get the fuck out.

Well Adell, I know you're curious as to why you're here in DLS now, right? I mean, you've always thought you were "OK" with us. Well let me tell you this, Adell. You're not. I am serious. You're not OK with us, 'us' being Kris, Mesh and I. I can't decide if I should slap you in the face with this rant or just tell you constructively, but I'll make it up as I go along anyway.

If I were to enumerate the reasons, they are as follows:

- You're a hypocrite.

How did I get to say this? Well because, Adell. I noticed that you call Maia and company 'no-good roleplayers', and that they are 'n00bs', but I noticed... that well, I'm sorry, that you yourself, are a 'no-good roleplayer' and that you're a 'n00b' yourself. Before you go berserk and rape our chatbox with negative comments about me as a roleplayer, I can say these things because, well, remember that you tell us to work ass-hard on our bios, our posts, and all that crap, but guess what we all notice? You don't do the same. In fact, you even copy-paste your bios, whilst we, well, I'm not bragging about this, but at least we work ass hard on our bios, making a new character for every RP you can possibly think of and make. Then about your posts. Your replies to our posts, rather. You know what? I'd rather not read your posts. Why? BORING. YOU DON'T EVEN REACT TO WHAT OUR CHARACTERS SAY OR DO, SO WHAT'S THE POINT? Also, about the bios you keep 'recycling'. No one can be "Stoic and level-headed" at the same time and be able to give the "occasional parent-like wisdom", because being stoic is being emotionless, which somehow means you don't care, and being level-headed meaning you care, and if you're stoic, why give 'parent-like' wisdom when you don't really care about what's going on with the people around you? It contradicts itself! And you call the "n00b" group 'no good roleplayers'? You know what? At least they put a little more effort into their posts and their bios, and not recycle them to kingdom come. Even if they do have grammar lapses, I'd care less about that. It's much more fun to RP with someone who actually reacts to what you do, now is it?

Also, why are you always over-reacting about Maia and company? Why are you always flaming them, even if they really didn't do anything to you? You know what? Fuck that. Don't flame unless provoked. Flame when there is flamebait. That or don't flame at all. Goddamn. You accuse Maia of being a Mary-Sue.

Oh yeah. I called you a n00b. Yes. I did. I bet you're wondering why now. Well my dear. If you don't notice, you rape the question marks and the exclaimation points, and talk in their language, if you don't notice that yourself.

- You're a bit too ambitious.

Oh sure, everyone can be ambitious, but can you please:

(1) do not plug everything you make/do/like everywhere on the internet? Because aside from being annoying, it's just plain wrong, especially when you're doing it in someone else's forum/blog chatbox/etc.

(2) do not rip off things from other sites. Lately, I've been thinking that you've been doing this. Why? Because well, you copied NC's host, possibly just because of the systems NC has, like the lottery system, and all that, which you posted in your "coming soon" post in TCR. Wait. Why are you going after the same systems as NC? Why can't you just NOT copy from other sites? <_<

Aside from those two, you're writing a book. Fine. But can you not self-proclaim yourself as the next JK Rowling, like you did with "RP Queen"? Wait. I'm sorry. Mary-Sue queen? Yes, I call you a mary-sue because your character, no offense, well, offense, whatever, is a Mary-Sue. Why? Because they don't really have flaws, do they? I mean, sure, your "Adelaide" character has an inferiority complex, but whatelse? Then here comes your "Faustus" character. You say not much is known about him. At all. Then why does your "Adelaide" character know a lot about him? Gah. I got sidetracked.

Next JK Rowling? Well let me tell you this. The first three words into your draft and my attention started to go back to Lady Gaga's song, "Just Dance". JK Rowling, my dear, held my attention all seven books of her saga. Whilst your 'story', held it for a short three seconds. Why be the next? Why can't you just make a name for yourself? I mean seriously.

Also, aside from your shameless plugging, here comes your forcing/begging. You might say you have no idea what I'm talking about. But newsflash? Kris is proof. Why the hell do you force people to do shit like join your classes on NC, then give them infractions because they are RESTING? Holy mother of fuck. Isn't it supposed to be that they ask if you can join, not you forcing/begging them to join?

- On the way you act.

I noticed that you act elite around the forums now. Why is that? What happened to the sweet Adell everyone loved? Why change? But whatever. I'm sorry to say, "acting elite" doesn't "make you elite". If you're a mod at NC and you want to be feared there, please don't make KHQ a training ground and such, kkthnx.

Also, regarding the way you acted in the Anti-Twilight Thread made by Pollah, saying you don't like Twilight even though you haven't read it or watched the movie... just made me think of you was... well, a pathetic person. People like myself and Kris, who have read the books (and hell, once upon a time we liked it, but we grew up and realized that Twilight was shit) and knew what we were talking about. Talk about joining the bandwagon.

Adell, I'm totally and completely fine with Bi's. Why? Some of my friends are Bi. But you know what? I have this really nausiating feeling whenever you talk about it, because you advertise it like hell like it's so goddamn awesome. It feels really, really uncomfortable when you talk about it. God. Especially in the RP threads where you go, "No homophobia" on the rules. I just facepalm every time I see that rule. God.

You know what I'm saying? I'm saying please look at yourself in the mirror before you go and rant about someone or something, because you might not know that you're actually worse than who or what you're ranting about. And please, don't act/pose emo after this. It just makes me sick watching someone go emo. It's more like joining the bandwagon rather than being sensitive and all that jazz, especially after you told Kris she was being "mean" because she was honest about the fact that she doesn't like emo fags. God damn that.

Credits to "The Saturdays" for my awesome rant title. They are just the epic awesome you're missing half of your life if you don't listen to them.

With that, I end my rant.

Forever the epiK awesome,

Reese/Descythed

They Put The LAUGHTER in SLAUGHTER

2009-05-24T16:20:00.000-07:00

(Disclaimer: Due to my fear of being beheaded by my fellow DLS girls and to keep me from dying of boredom, I have decided to write a rushed rant.)

By 'They' I meant they. They who have invaded KHQ and wreaked chaos; they who are pissing the hell out of some KHQ members; they who are making the mods busy; they who caused several of topics to get locked and/or deleted; they who are giving me the time of my life and making me laugh hysterically as I read their posts; and they who have just made KHQ a lot livelier; they are the invaders of KHQ--the Trolls of KHQ.

Oh I'm sure you all know them. And if you don't, I believe you are suffering from a severe case of iamanidiotjackass. There hasn't been a cure found for iamanidiotjackass, but I'm sure that with a straitjacket, good white men pinning you down to a very comfy and constricting bed, and daily injections and shots of Buddha-knows-what, you shall be relieved. Of your life, that is. But anyways, before I get too sidetracked. I should probably continue on with my rant.

People labeled these new members that suddenly popped up from nowhere as trolls. I personally don't think all those new members are trolls because some of them actually make sense. Well, troll or not, you have got to admit that KHQ became a lot more livelier because of them. It's such a shame some of the epik people of KHQ are missing the fun because they either walked out on KHQ because it was dull before or are on hiatus for some kind of odd reason.

What do I think about trolls? Well, to one extent they are rather annoying, but then again, that's what makes them so charming and so irresistible. Because no matter how much people would say to "IGNORE TEH TROLLS! JUST IGNORE THEM!", people would still mind them and reply to their posts as if they just cannot resist the temptation of being center stage. I think the people who flame these newbies/trolls are just those people who want to be in center stage and be hailed for their epikness or awesomeness or their flaming-prowess. Well I think those people are really hypocritical and sick. With the exception of those who are already hailed for their epikness and/or awesomeness.

Oh. And to Maia's minions/friends, what you're doing to those newbies...isn't that what you said the DLS girls does? Isn't that exactly why you called us 'backstabbers' and 'epiK n00bs'? Well, I think you better grab a mirror and look at your reflection.

See that thing in the mirror?

That is a bastardous, bitchy, hypocritical whore staring right back at you. ;3

Mesh/Pseudonym;; { Narcissism and bitchiness comes naturally to me. }

Ah, the joys of Wikipedia.

2009-05-23T18:46:00.000-07:00

This morning, I received an IM from a trusted source and look at what I saw...

(thank you to Aya Shameimaru for the screenies and heads up. The content has been deleted.)

Now, if you check the page's edit history (click here if you're too lazy), it says that the entry has been done by a certain shotgunorg, who is also a member of the RHQ forum. And not only that, he's a moderator there, also.

And now, judging by the content... is it just me, or is there something fishy here? May naninira ba? It's either shotgunorg, or someone who wants to frame shotgunorg. Hmm. It's up to you to assume.

WorstNightmare is possibly any sane forumer's worst nightmare.

2009-05-23T04:26:00.000-07:00

Why hello there people, KHQ-DLS is not dead, if that's what you thought. And to assure you of this, Kris and I thought of posting here in DLS because it's been so quiet here lately god damnit.

So RE:Member has come back to KHQ with the username, WorstNightmare, and the email, "timmytheattentionwh0re@hotmail.com". Wow. So much attention she's giving Timmy, mirite? But she denies that she still has a crush on him, which she obviously still has. This member also tried flaming me in italian, then started flaming me again in Greek and Russian when she found out I could understand italian. Wow. When you flame someone, betch, please know your enemy, so as to keep yourself from getting embarrased.

Sorry if this was short and sweet, but I'm kinda too bored to write more, so sorry. ;__;

Forever the epiK awesome,

Reese / Descythed

They are out to take over KHQ!

2009-05-21T19:23:00.000-07:00

God. We seriously need a new rant. So here I am. Well, if you're wondering this is your resident ~~lunatic~~ ranter, Grell/Kris. Call me Kris. I am part of the DLS crew as a contributor. I've done a few rant posts...Maybe just posts and here I am doing another one. I'm not sure if you'll be satisfied with this one but it won't just be about one person. TBH, I find KHQ boring now. Dull. Bleak. Annoyingly boring. It's making me want to quit, or just go on hiatus. Ha. But I won't. Some mystical force won't let me quit just like that. But on with the rant. Or post. Idk. It's a post. Let's call it a post.

So lately nothing has been happening. I'm sure you've all noticed this. Even the people in the chatbox are going as far as to saying that we should go and rant about one another but after we flame each other. Yes, that's a pretty amazing suggestion. I'm up for it. A staged flame war. Haha. And then we'll rant about one another, all four of us taking turns saying this and that about the other! Genius. But wacked. Wacky. Mad. Mental. Yes.

*Ahemahem.* I keep getting side-tracked. Anywaaay. This post will be about a few people. Yeah, those people. You know...Them. :)

This is going to be a list.

1. timmy - The others have had the chance to say something about this 'bad' boy. Well, here's what I think about him. I find timmy annoying, insensitive and a prick. Why? Because. He takes things too seriously, I mean, in that game thread in KHQ, the "pair me up with blah blah" thing he goes and tells people that they should pair (insertnamehere) with (insertnamehere) and nobody else. Like it's the rules or something. Well, timmy, dear, shut up. You don't go "No, you're getting it wrong! Here: (insert pairings here)." But of course that made more sense than what he actually said. Aside from that last night descythed - Ria/Reese/Therese/Pineapple/Countess Phantomhive/Mrs. Weinberg - received a PM from timmy. She showed it to me. And timmy was actually telling her what to do. "Rant about this new user." Ha. Well, that counts as ordering someone around, right? Right. So seriously, does timmy think we, the DLS crew, are that desperate for a new rant? That we'll go and make him our source or something like that? Heck no, timmy, you are insensitve and a prick. So shut up. Also, you don't know how to RP. You suck. Suck. Suck. You fail at it, wait, I mean you PHAIL very very very bad at it. There is no word for it, I can't even describe it. You are a Gary Stu like xyronred and xxreaperxx. So here's my advice: Quit RPing. You ruined all the RPs you've joined. And shut up. You try to sound smart by giving people "advice" or "words of wisdom", a fish is smarter than you. Bah. You're not worth it. Annoying little boy.

2. xyronred - King of all the Gary Stus, Sephiroth himself! I'm srs here. Anyways. Xyronred please know that you are an ass. And a douchebag. You are an assbag. Or an assy-douche. Or...Okay. Many ors, you get the drift. I don't like you. I think I've made it pretty obvious. Also, you think you know EVERYTHING (exaggerating here but you get me). And yeah. You seriously don't get the people with common sense. I mean, how many have told you to GTFO and STFU? You don't recall because there's too many already. I mean, even ate Kon, konreinokaze, told you to GTFO and STFU. But did you understand? I think not. Actually, you don't understand half the things we're talking about. And right now I'm sure that if you read this post you won't understand it. Ghad. What else can I say about you? That you're a douchebag? Yeah, I've said that already. Okay. There's nothing else left to say. I can't think of anything more to say, anyway.

3. WorstNightmare - How do I start this thing...Hm. Well. She was previously Re:Member. At first I thought she would be a decent member. But no. She had to prove me wrong. Great. Just great. So yes, she's inlove with timmy. Y'know, that annoying litte boy...Check number 1. Bah. Okay. WorstNightmare, just know that you are annoying and that you should stay out of the campfire...Bonfire. Whatever. Stay out of the fire, the flames. Do not carry gas around with you. Please, just please be good, that's all I'm asking of you. Be good. And don't listen to timmy. Never listen to timmy. You'll find your braincells dying...All at once. Yes. So stay away from him. I'll stop now because descythed's told me she wants to rant about you. She's all yours, Ria. *thumbs up*.

4. mcr - Woah. Your KHQ girlfriend is Maia? Wow. *Claps hands*...How old are you again?

5. xxreaperxx - The relief I felt when he deleted that "Chase_the_Rain" account of his was nothing compared to the sadness that washed over me when he returned to his original one. Gah. Gary Stu. And prick. And asshole. And douchebag. Trying to be smart...Trying to sound smart. Smart ass. That's all.

6. Maia - Bet you were waiting for this, weren't you? Save the best for last (Or worse, in her case)! Maia. You know her. Why do I even have to include her in this list? But yeah. Maia is Maia. She's been quiet though. I wonder what she's up to, if she is up to anything, yeah. =))

7. descythed, Pseudonym, Eggshell/Absolute Symmetry, Grell - I said save the best for last, didn't I? Well, here's the best! *shot shot shot*

End rant here. So...Uh...Is it too harsh? Well, IDK, I blame Encyclopedia Dramatica. I've been reading too much of their articles.

Ha. Anywaaaays. Bye bye people.

Make insanity your best friend,

Grell/Kris.

P.S: WE ARE NOT DEAD. WE ARE ALIVE. PLEASE WAIT FOR MORE POSTS. THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING DLS. I luffles you all. >:D<

What We Are Not

2009-05-07T18:33:00.000-07:00

So lately we've been getting all this hate. The hate, my friends, hate! Why can't it be love for once? Ah. But anyway. As I was saying, we've been getting a lot of hate from a certain group of people...Or person since she's a manipulating bitch.

I'm not gonna go and bash her. Okay. Maybe I am but you all know who I'm talking about right now, yeah. That hypocritical Mary-Sue, the new Public Enemy #1? Yeah. Maia. That's her. So she said that we were:

1. Backstabbing bitches
- Why does she say this when she herself back-stabbed us? Well, it's because she has nothing else to say. She makes a fool out of herself by accusing us to be backstabbers. But it's not true. We, the DLS team, are not backstabbers. We don't keep DLS a secret, no, actually, we want people to know about it. And our rant posts are like straight-out slaps to all of you because we aren't backstabbers, if we want to say something to you we say it to your face. Or in your thread. Or just PM you. So haha to you, you backstabbing bitch. You accuse us of being backstabbers when you yourself made a chat to rant about us there, calling us the "epiK n00bs" and after that you made a goddamn forum board so that you can rant about us there, more, thinking that it would stop us. Because we didn't know of it, but I tell you, Mary Sue, we're rather persistent so lets say...After 10 minutes or so we got the link. And boy were you backstabbing us.

- Another thing is that she, Mary Sue, went to TG and "advertised" what Garcher and Meshi were saying. How...Pathetic is that? She got flamed for it, yeah, I guess she did. But she ignored all our posts. Meh. Immature Maia is immature. Stupid, too.

2. Liars
- No, we're not. A clean and simple answer.

So another thing. To everyone that we have ranted about and have felt hurt because of it then boohoo to you. You should know better than to take these things seriously. Why would you? Because your internet life is now crushed and crap? Well. Your fault for being so damn immature.

We are nice here in DLS. Our friends are nice. That's all there is to be said. You think we're not nice just because we rant about other peoples flaws? Well, boohoo to you again.

About the title. "What We Are Not". I am trying to say that we are not:

1. Liars
2. Backstabbers
3. Hypocrites

One last word of advice for you, Maia, STFU. Get your facts straight.

--

That concludes my post. So this isn't much of a rant post, is it? But oh well. Everyone's posted so I thought it'd be good for me to post, too. Meh.

This has been Grell / / Kris.

Or!

Forevar the sickest kid,

Grell / / Kris. :3

What is the definition of pwned?

2009-05-06T21:23:00.000-07:00

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

It seems like some of our friends don't know the correct definition of pwned AND n00b here. Considering that they are perfect examples of both.

And calling us backstabbers when we even advertise the blog while you go hide in chatbox or in a forum? Yeah, okayyy.

This is short; pardon me.

Revenge is always sweet.

2009-05-05T19:39:00.000-07:00

I was having a marvelous day today until I saw the chatbox that the whore, Maia, made. And guess what? I am shaking. Not because I'm scared, but because I am absolutely angered by her bitchiness.

First of all,
You called us backstabbers when you made a chatbox to insult us? Rather hypocritical, ain't it, black bitch? Oh and you want it to be a secret? Why? Don't have the guts to say it in our faces? Afraid that I'll shove my size 7 shoe up your ass? Well, I don't blame you. If I were you, I'd probably be scared stiff by now because you seriously pissed the hell out of me.

Second of all,
"epiK" is for awesome people's use only. That automatically excludes you and your posse of posers. And Pseudo? Really? Can't even spell my whole username out? Well I wouldn't blame you, if I had brains the size of yours, I wouldn't know how to spell it either. Thank God I have brains the size of a human unlike you whose brains are no bigger than an ant's.

Third of all,
I never backstabbed breaking_dawn22. I called her an attentionwh0re IN FRONT OF HER FACE. Something that you won't be able to do because you don't have the guts for it. Remember, bitch, no guts, no glory. And I bet you have none of the latter or the former.

And lastly,
To end this rant, I'd like to quote a few lines or so song from a Paramore:
Maia, once a whore, you're nothing more that will never change.

PS: Revenge is best served cold. Careful, bitch, you might get frostbitten.

--Pseudonym {drop dead epiK}

It's my turn again.

2009-05-04T00:08:00.000-07:00

KHQ DLS has been quiet. Too quiet. So have a rant. And so guise, with the help of a very good source, I was able to come across this chatroom (click me.). It's KHQ Chat, where the n00bs are trying to make themselves look good. Just for a change of pace, I'm gonna rant about them without the usual quoting. Oh well. Here goes.

Maia, Sasori The Puppeteer, we all know you were the one who made that chatroom, and that's perfectly fine with us. Why? It's just a pathetic chatroom. But don't you think you're adding fuel to the fire? Personally, I have nothing against you except your bad roleplaying, and that you tried to use me and my friends. Now, you come up with this chatroom where you backstab us, going all apeshit and calling us 'epiK n00bs'? Wow. Could you sink any lower? First you tried to use my friends and I, then you deleted your post just to erase the evidence--which didn't work because you got quoted. Then now you start this pathetic little chatbox just to backstab us? Knowing you, you'd waltz in here, in the KHQDLS blog, then go to the chatbox, then type out self-righteous things about you being unaffected and shit, but as if that matters. You're a whore, and I don't see how anyone can be that plastic and that much of a snake. To tell you frankly, I've been trying to ignore everything you did. I once said, I'll leave you to Kris because you offended Kris more than you did me. But now? Hah. Go to hell please?

Also, if you've got something to say to us, please say it to our faces, you little coward. That'd have been better than BACKSTABBING US. Also, if you're gonna use DLS as an excuse to say we backstabbed you first, then I'm sorry, we never backstabbed you, because in the first place, the link to DLS was never private. We even advertised it. Meaning, we intended it that even you, you ignorant bitch fag, see it. Unlike your little chatroom there, where you gave the link to selected people, thinking that we would never see it. Tough luck on that one though.

Also, Lucky * Star, it's not your fault for posting the link. There would have been nothing wrong with that had your company not backstab us like hell as if they know us. See here, Maia and company. We, the girls of DLS, ask anyone, we're NICE. Just don't cross us, which you do on a regular basis. So damn you to hell.

PS: To the readers, I'm sorry if this post isn't as full of hate as you wanted it to be or something. I'm kinda sleepy, so yeah. XD

-- Because I know I'm THAT awesum,
Reese / Descythed

Breaking the Silence

2009-04-26T17:58:00.000-07:00

Wow, oh, wow. Has KHQ DLS been quiet or what? I bet you missed me and the rest of us haven't you? After all, we have been inactive for four days straight, well, five for you guys in the Eastern Hemisphere. let's get on with the rant post, shall we?

This isn't exactly like our usual rant post because one: I haven't flamed in a while and I think I'm getting a bit edgy and two: n00bs aren't flameworthy enough. -sigh- It's like they vanished into thin air and what's left are mere attentionwh0rz. I find n00bz very entertaining, but attentionwh0rz gives a whole new definition to phrase: annoying as fcking hell.

You're probably expecting this post to be about an attenwh0rz, like let's say, breaking_dawn22, RE:Member and hoitenri. But no, you are most absolutely wrong. This rant post isn't exactly like any other rant post in this blog. This post isn't even really gonna rant. It's just a sign, or something to tell you that we're still alive and breathing. Evil things don't die that easily, and I bet you don't want us to.

Anyways, just before I end this post, I would just like to give a shoutout to that Maia bitch that had enough guts to try and use me and my friends to flame the unfortunate soul called Pretty In Pink, the most entertaining newbie-n00b I have ever encountered (yet). To show you how cowardy this bitch is, I would show you a screenshot of her post, but hey, guess what? She deleted it. Yes. The coward bitch deleted her post. I guess she really didn't have the guts to do so since she knows her hawt face would be shoved down to the mud. Mhmm. That's right. Hawt. In fact, it was so HAWT, it BURNED. Anyways, this thing tried to join my and Grell's RP, well of course we let her in. We won't stoop down to her level, because if we do that, we might get burned by the fire there. Oh and before I even forget, I have to tell you why I stopped using 'Acck' and 'Ayyt', it's because she copied it. And darling, when someone so unepiK copies you, I bet you'll just want to forget that you even started it. Just think about the oldest person you know wearing your coolest clothes. Don't you just wanna burn your clothes? With the person in it? Meh. I was kidding about burning the old person. But I am definitely not kidding when I say: Maia, darling bitch, you're going down.

--Pseudonym {Oh darling, you know I'm epiK.}

Preppy Douchebag

2009-04-22T06:19:00.000-07:00

(I have a source! My source is...dun dun dun...Ate Kam! :D)

So yes. Boy DLS is quiet these days. But I don't want you guys to be expecting much for this entry. This is extremely short so yeah.

In this one site, http://thisisphotobomb.com/, there is a poll somewhere on your right. I ask you to vote, "Hello, my name is: Preppy Douchebag". List of names, yes, and seriously, VOTE! After you've voted for the most preppy douchebaggy name, check the results. Whoopdeedoo! You will see that the name Chad will rule people's votes. Viola.

So Chadrizard is not only an eneducated prick, asshole, idiot, (insert something nasty here) but he's also a preppy douchebag. He is a douchebag, of course he is, but he's a prep now, too. How low can you sink, Chad? Oh. Wait. Plz don't answer that.

Short post. Lame post. I apologize. Its just Ate Kam showed me the poll and I found it amusing. :)) And Chad deserves to be ranted about - he's a damn slow prick, after all.

(more info about the preppy douchebag, plz read the earlier entries. kkthxbai.)

Forevar the sickest kid,

Grell // Kris

Dear Chad. Go burn in hell. kkthnxbai.

2009-04-17T03:56:00.000-07:00

This is simply a rant with supporting evidence, about the uneducated prick on KHQ who calls himself, 'Chadrizard', I'm not gonna call them 'lolphails' because I was actually pissed with him. I do lolphails when I find it amusing. Also, my rants aren't really long, they just look long because I quote people. Let me introduce you to him, though he is unimportant. According to his No ID No Entry Thread, his name is Chadwick De Leon, and that he's 15 years old. He seems incredibly over-weight though. Yes. By incredibly, I mean he was over 200lbs.

So everything was fine before he waltzes back to KHQ. Everything was so much fun until the dragon-loving-fag who loves abusing '~', and '...', AND who loves raping grammar and spelling but claims he's awesome at it, goes into emo_kid1994 (Red-9)'s thread, just to complain on why he was added to this story which featured Cypher, shotgunorg, Slash, StripperJoust!, Secret Hero, Music_Lover, Unknown_Creator, Red-9 and myself called 'GlobalWarfare'. I can tell he was surprised that no one was flaming Red-9 in his thread. So the fag joins the bandwagon and bashes Red-9--which is not cool anymore because Red-9 is actually attempting to change.

OK, so he quotes a post by Red-9 in his thread. The part about, asking forgiveness and being forgiven in the first post.

Flame-worthy Post #1: Evidence

Forgiven...You Sure?! You dissed an eigth or so of the 15K+ members of KHQ man....

Famous?! You sure man?!

More like Disrespect...Your story GlobalWarfare is a sh*tload of disrespect...You didn't even ask permission from me or anyone else....

AND YOUR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING STILL SU*KS...Change that...

As if your grammar and spelling improved. Shut the fuck up Chad, look at yourself first before you point out the faults of other people. It's disgusting--especially since we know that the way you write is similar to how Stephanie Meyer writes, I say that because you rape the thesaurus too--use long words to add shallow content. Red-9 was sort of forgiven already. Sort of because we can see visible improvement with him. You on the other hand? Can suck my dog's balls. If he was expecting he'll get praised for possibly driving Red-9 out of KHQ again, sorry hun, that's not gonna work anymore. We did it once, the dude made a public apology, the rest is history.

Flame-worthy post #2: Evidence

Tell me why, I, after all the improvements that are CLEARLY VISIBLE, can't be forgiven by members such as Descythed, Slash, vangelo95 (whoever you are) and rikku_yunie...

First of all, you didn't make any improvements at all. If they were so 'clearly visible' as you put them, then we'd notice. Sorry to say, you're still the same jerk who claims he's a dragon and has the mentality of a 3 year old. Seriously, did you grow backwards?

Flame-worthy Post #3: Evidence

@Red-9- Telling me to stop wont make me stop, it's like telling someone who is depressed to stop being depressed etc. Try finding out why i'm like this, but yourself in my shoes, you don't know how hard it is.

NOT TO FKING MENTION MY...I won't get caught up with my family problems now...not yet...not until you guys have opened your eyes to the current situation

No u, please do not bring your RL problems online. No one in KHQ is interested. If you do want, look for a forum that cares. Tell you this, Chad, if you ever read this. My parents separated. I saw a hell lot of fighting. I chose to ignore. I don't want something that isn't my problem to become my problem because I meddle. Like what you're doing right now. Oh, and your analogy sucks. A hell lot. That aside, no one would want to be in your shoes. No one wants to be a mentally retarded twit.

Also, another from the same post.

It's just really unfair, comparing the way he got off so easily...I returned new yes, I tried my best to show (in text) who I have become, but a certain few wont OPEN THIER EYES AND ACCEPT ME!

The only darkness I find within me at the moment is...Envy. Envy to how he was so easily accepted...Moreover, the fact that I also did this kind of apology (Thread Post that asks Apology) before...

I suppose I'm one of that 'certain few'? Wait. Chad, don't you mean, 'but everyone'? No one likes you in KHQ. We all want you gone. Aside from that, he was accepted easily because he humbled himself and admitted he was wrong. He apologized to everyone he had done wrong to. Whereas yourself, with an apology which only came out when you were being flamed, I don't see the sincerity. Also, if you can't show maturity in reality, how can you show it in text? Simple as that dude. Simple as that.

Flame-worthy Post #4: Evidence

I supressed it during my last post. Can't you see that? You're being blind [sarcasm]my friend[/sarcasm].

Please do not call me your friend, even though it's sarcasm. I do not want to be associated with you in anyway. kkthnx. :3

Also, again from the same post.

Let's make this sweet and simple. F*ck You (and you only)

You and vangelo95 are the only people who try to keep pushing me under.

Wait, I thought fuck me and me only? Why add Vangelo? Aside from that, I'm not offended by words like 'fuck you', mostly because those are words of a shallow person who doesn't have anything better to say. Good try though. Not.

Flame-worthy Post #5: Evidence

F*ck you all to hell for flaming me for no good reason. Skye was only speculating as to why I was doing this to red-9.

Simple. He has not changed. He has been forgiven. BULLSH*T

You idiot. You can't expect the dude to change in one second. Changing takes time. You took your time. Yet you still didn't change. YOU THINK YOU DID. But in our eyes? No. You didn't. Not at all. You're still the same witless twat who thinks he's a dragon. By the way, Slash, isn't Skye. They're different. Slash is Megamaniac. Skye is suckay2j. Oh, and all of us have a good reason for flaming you alright. You brought your annoying ass back to KHQ.

Flame-worthy Post #6: Evidence

The "bashing" on Red-9 is his disrespect (I feel it somehow) in his story. He didn't ask any of us, permission, although others seemed to like it notwithstanding.

See? This is why you shouldn't over-react over the smallest things. Why not just find it amusing instead of finding it insulting? Oh wait. You're all for negative critique. I forgot. You find everything insulting because no one wants to compliment you, right? :3

Flame-worthy Post #7: Evidence

@Descythed: F*ck You

See? These are the words of an ignorant, uneducated, witless twat who can't say anything better. Profane is just the last resort of someone who can't say anything that actually hurts. Profane isn't even insulting. It also shows your immaturity. Seriously. Get a life, and a brain please? I think you can buy brains on eBay, so yeah. Look there. You need a brain. Fast.

LOL-worthy Post #1: Evidence

@Descythe: I am simply, dumbfounded. Out of words for you even. Just shut up, I am really paranoid because of you man.

No you idiot. There are many things wrong with this post. Seriously. Isn't he supposed to be insulting me? But hey, look, he thought I was a boy, which is wrong, because I am a girl. He just sort of called himself stupid by saying, 'I'm out of words for you even', and he indirectly praised me because of the same sentence because he doesn't know how to reply to such a post. Also, I remember there was a time you trolled Red-9 because he didn't spell your username right. Look dude, do unto others what you want others to do unto you. If you want your username spelled right, spell mine right as well. It's DESCYTHED.

Flame-worthy Post #8: Evidence

F*ck you.

Guys, if you click that evidence link over there, you'll notice that he changed my username to 'fucker' in the quote. Now that's so mature isn't it? That coming from a guy who claimed he changed. Again this is another excuse by someone who doesn't have anything better to say. N00bz, please do not imitate this. Not only that it's foul, it proves you're a stupid douchebag. Swearing doesn't prove you're tough. It just proves you have the mentality equal to that of an uneducated hobo.

Also, this is from rikku_yunie to KHQ-DLS, proof that Chad really was a moronic spammer.

Also Chad, stop harrassing Ate Kams. It's disgusting, you moronic idiot. She's awesome, you're not, get off her case.

Love me or hate me, you're still thinking about me hun.

-- Descythed / Reese

Oh hey, and I thought she said she wasn't mad.

2009-04-16T19:12:00.001-07:00

Originally, I was gonna have a rant post about Chadrizard, the annoying fag who claims his grammar and spelling are so awesome. Which is wrong. But whatever. So you may have noticed, our chatbox has been invaded by Sasori the Puppeteer, yeah. I have things I want to say to her though.

First, we didn't backstab. We've been hinting for the longest time that your RP skills suck ass and you should try to improve, but hey, you never get it. Hinting because we were considerate about your feelings once upon a time. Seriously, don't you remember in the My Fair Lady RP? All three RP mods rejected your app at the same time. All for the same reason--if you didn't realize.

Second, I thought you said you weren't mad? But this post in your blog proves otherwise. You're mad. If you're offended, I can honestly say I'm not sorry. At least now, you have an idea of what we really think of you.

Third, your post was absolute genius! KHQ COSPLAY Convention? Seriously. Cosplay, meaning you want everyone to dress up and there will be like lolicons and shotacons because kids are going as sexy people like Lily from Tekken. OR, KHQ meeting party? I'd like that. I'd honestly like that. I'd like to see Kris bitchslap you there. And, to quote Kris:

"If we met I'd slap you straight across the face and tell you straight you : 'You're a bitch. And a git. Bye.'"

Kris would say this to her if ever there was a KHQ meeting or convention or whatever. I luffles you twinny, in an unromantic way.

Fourth, psychotic, means deranged. Kris and I are crazy. That much is true. We're not deranged though. Please stop using words in a wrong way, kkthnx.

Fifth, you're no one important that we have to talk about you every minute of our lives, so yeah.

Anyhow, that's all I'd like to say.

Love me or hate me, you're still thinking about me, hun.

-- descythed / reese

HALLO THAR CHADRIZARD!

2009-04-16T19:01:00.000-07:00

Chadrizard. Touchy fellow, ain't he? Just one wrong move against him and he'll go baboonshitcrazy on you. Seriously. He's a vet, of course he is, but he's been in a hiatus for a while because he apparently went into this major diet thing. Mweh.

But srsly, this is going to be short cause I'll be ranting about SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED (Mary Sue, pl0x) soon. And. And. And. Yeah well...All I can say is that this Chad is a major asshole. He over-reacts and again, he's an ass. >_>

x_x

o_o

v_v

u_u

<_<>_>

mlm

Forevar the sickest kid,

Grell / / Kris

For all the attention whores out there. (Sorreh for the really late rant.)

2009-04-13T20:23:00.000-07:00

I'm sure you've all heard about how Timmy wasn't man enough to post about Rawr in KHQ, but instead, run to the safety of the TG boards to complain about how Rawr was 'bullying' him. First of all, Timmy, if you read this, I have something to say to you:

STOP BEING SUCH A CRYBABY.

Aside from that, who are you that's so important that Rawr has to give a fuck about you anyway? What you consider 'bullying' might just be the 'harsh truth'. Learn to accept it because it's either that or get the hell out. First, stop being such a fucking attention whore. Second, stop spreading wrong information about Rawr and it's members. Third, shut the fuck up, pl0x?

Time to expose his failures. :3

LOLPHAIL 1

Arriana: thank gawd there are fob lovers here. In KHQ i fought with many members cause, everyone there hates fob. In fact im obsesses with them. Hahaha. Sure friends.

No, you ignorant prick, I love FOB. Yes, I love FOB. But I don't like you, so fuck that.

LOLPHAIL 2:

I know, rosee *insertsymbolhere*, and empty. I dont blame you. I have many multiple accounts in khq. First, timmy, 2nd is, turner, my 3rd is F_O_B. F_O_B was created by me to create mystery in khq. I made him and i didnt say that F_O_B was me so people would keep guessing. But then music_lover, the no good bully in khq, who i want to stra.ngle to de.ath and cho.ke till he di.es because of so many incidents where he bullies me, revealed that F_O_B is me. Oh yeah, i have more mystery khqers surrounding khq. You know them. Or maybe not.

You did not just say Aid was a bully--because he's not. By the way, your username was incredibly obvious because you're the only one who could possibly think of such a shallow username as that. Mystery my dog's ass. Stop trying to create drama, pl0x? :3

LOLPHAIL 3:

Rose: those kinds of khqers are the RAWR members. They pick on newbies. They bully me too and other khqers. Music_Lover is one of em. I wanna strangle him to death.
Ashley and armina: im surfing khq, warning newbies of the dangers of RAWR!

UH, first, can you please get your facts straight before spreading bullshit? Aid isn't even a member of Rawr--so why call him a Rawr member? Oh wait. We are members. Of RAWR HQ. Psh. Not the main group. Also, Rawr doesn't pick on newbies. So yeah, stfu. People like you just don't understand that they're actually sensible people because you don't know them. You don't have the right to judge.

LOLPHAIL 4:

Rose: just be careful not to make a smart remark or they'll go after you. They think they're the only smart guys there.

This proves that you don't know shit about Rawr. That aside, since when have you ever made a smart remark? I bet you thought you made a smart remark only to get your ass kicked by Aid or someone, mirite? That must also explain why you hate Aid so much to the point you wanna strangle him.

LOLPHAIL 5:

Did i say i want attention? This stuff is all in your head! Thats exactly why i went back here. Everybody is nice here kasi. Now i know its not everyone.

UH, no Timmy, the fact that you go all, 'I'm not gonna tell' in the crush thread in KHQ to make everyone's attention go to you is proof enough of your attention whoring. Ever considered that? AND the fact that you ran to TG instead of saying shit like this to Rawr's face because 'everyone is nice here'? Wow. Just wow. How manly. Psh.

LOLPHAIL 6:

Like aqua mudkip. And by what you guys posted now, im beginning to think you guys are rawr members.

No, again, there are only StripperJoust!, Slash, Random, Forza!, konreinokaze, Shoot., Cypher, Teh Pienator, GrantMorrison, PryorHawk, scavengerchiel, and the_half_blood_prince are a part of Rawr. We're not members. The hell with you. Read this pl0x? It might help you. If you can understand it of course. >.>;

OK, since I'm getting tired, I've got a final message to Timmy who claims he's like Timmy Turner of the Fairly Odd Parents minus the Godparents.

Shut the fuck up, get a life, stop being a fag and an attention whore, and no, I'm not a freaking Rawr protector as you said in your shitty Bestie Connection thread in TG, because I was simply telling the truth, and you're a fucking moronic asshole who deserves bitchslaps for not acknowledging that. Also, you're not man enough for the internet. Why be so offended over something posted at a kid's message board? Seriously.

love me or hate me, you're still thinking about me, hun.

-- descythed / reese.

Here's another virtual F.

2009-04-13T20:08:00.000-07:00

Timmy. Also known as the attention whore in the KHQ Crush thread. It seems like he's already left KHQ, but...

*taken from his BC Thread in TG*

AS YOU CAN SEE, timmy is posting some very wrong information about Rawr. They don't pick on newbies; they correct n00bs. And there is a very big difference between n00bs and newbies, timmy. And lol, dangers of Rawr.

They're nice not only to Rawr members, but to respectable KHQers as well. To name a few: Pseudonym, archeafable, Big_Eater, Colorless Chords, etc. And they don't rub the mistakes in the newbie's face, they inform the newbie of his/her mistake&correct them.

You're trying to make them sound exponentially worse than they really are. And legend of my life? How exaggerated. It's sad, you know. n00bs also flame you.

And I can't seem to find words, so I guess that's all. Feel free to comment.

+1
He wants to strangle Aid due to the events in Ever had a crush... thread. What? It's your fault, you attention whore. And Aid's not even in Rawr. >_>

xPaula

Hypocrisy is not the best policy

2009-04-12T14:44:00.000-07:00

Let's get something clear, shall we? I am not his twin nor he is mine. We just happened to be born on the same month, same day and same year. We are not related in anyway possible--thank God. If you have no idea who my so-called 'twin' is, he is none other than Vangelo. Yep, vangelo95. Vangelo can never be my twin because I am not as hypocritical as he is; I might be hypocritical at times but not as hardcore as he is. He's not related to me in any way whatsoever but I'd still call him 'darling twin'. Why? Darling, that's just how I roll, and in this post of mine, it's either my way or the highway.

This isn't so much of a rant actually, it's basically just me analyzing and pointing out all the wrong things he said in one post of his in the 5-page flamewar in the Be Nice thread {such irony, it's supposed to be a 'nice' thread and it didn't turn out quite that way}. The post can be found here.

Okay then; let's get the fun started, shall we?

Fuck You Red-9,

Why did I say too much? I only said 2 words because you just crossed the line you fυcking retard.

Excuse me, darling twin, but do you really know how to count? 'Fuck You Red-9' consists of three words, not two. Would you like me to call a preschool and have you enrolled immediately? 'Fucking retard'? Well, yes indeed, I agree; Red-9 is a retard but calling someone a 'fucking retard' when you yourself is one is rather hypocritical, ain't it not?

~*~

Why did I just fυckin said that?
Yes I did!
Why you clueless retard!!!
You just crossed the line you a$$hole.

Yes, darling twin, I would like to know why you just fucking said that as well. You just said 'Yes I did' and that really left me clueless. Don't you mean 'Did I just fucking said that?'? Oh, my, my, my. Do you want me to drop a grammar book down on your head?
So you called him a 'clueless retard' this time, huh? Are you really calling Red-9 that or are you referring to yourself?

~*~

And Htf did you get there? It's because you're the DUMΒEST person I've ever heard of Red-9!!!

So what now? since you hate God?
You're gonna worship the devil?
Youre gonna write triple '6' on every wall you see. You've gone too far >:(!!!

Darling twin, I believe that when you ask a question, you start of with 'Are you...' then continue on with your sentence. And if you're not asking a question, do remember that it is Miss Dot we use and not Mrs. Question-Mark.
True, Red-9 has gone too far but so did you. You could have done a lot better without swearing.

~*~

You just fυckin said TOO MUCH

Just for the pleasure of crashing your dreams, darling twin, I would have to say that you said far too much as well. Like what Slash has said, you could've done way better without swearing. Darling, you say the word 'fuck' like you don't get to do it with/to someone. Oh that's right, you don't.

~*~

You are pathetic! The most pathetic idi0t I've ever heard...The dυmbest.
You've gone TOO far ,
You never really HAD a teacher did you? So that explains it now. GTFO NOW! Mods lock it please before the cunt says more idiotic stuff...

'The most pathetic idiot I've ever heard...' What? Darling twin, that didn't made sense at all. You forgot the word 'Of'. And yes indeed, 'you are the most pathetic idiot I've ever heard of' suits you best, don't you think?
Darling twin, you're rather schizophrenic aren't you? {PS: That means you have split personalities and have lost sight of reality} Talking to yourself once more, eh? You should really stop that especially when you're dissing someone since it really is confusing.

~*~

P.S. Red-9, STFU for saying that...You're a racist, descriminator,idi0t,sexist and every negative things. You're
PATHETIC!
I hope these words are powerful enough!!

P.S. 'Discriminator' is spelled D-I-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-A-T-O-R, not D-E-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-A-T-O-R. As I have said before, you are one fucking hypocrite for calling Red-9 stupid when you, yourself, is as stupid as he is. Also, 'Every' is a singular infinitive pronoun, meaning, you use the singular form of noun. Seriously stupid. o.o
And yes, the message is strong and powerful. In fact it is so strong and powerful it opened both of my eyes to how truly pathetic you are. Which makes the two of us being twins even more impossible. And if we are twins, then you probably hogged all the stupidity and hypocrisy because I only have few of those.

This blog post has been modeled after Reese's/descythed's posts; Thanks Reese~

---Pseudonym {it's my way or the highway, baby.}

I cannot help it.

2009-04-12T08:05:00.000-07:00

I lol'd when I found this.

LOLPHAIL!

It became an epic....... Starring Pseudonym.

Hey guys, guess who posted that? Don't know? C'mon, I think you're all smart people, I think you know who rapes dots and english both at the same time. If you guessed Maia/Sasori the Puppeteer however, you're correct! See that guys? I was stalking the crush thread, then I found that. Maia, if you ever get to read this, please. Please, please.

PLEASE DO NOT RAPE ENGLISH AND DOTS.

It's funny, but there's a limit to stupidity. Hey, everyone's entitled to be stupid. You're just abusing the privilige. :3 (credits to whoever made that bitch quote. whoever you are, you're awesome.) I just couldn't help but post about that. I lol'd at "it became AN epic." I just had to. Couldn't resist temptation.

All that for ungodly reasons and because I'm awesome that way,

-- descythed / reese

It's now time...for her to shine...Not.

2009-04-12T01:33:00.000-07:00

Oh, look at this. It's now time for me to post something in the blog. Powhlah's had her turn, as well as Reese and Meshi and yeah. I guess I really should say something. Reese has mentioned in the previous entry that I'll be posting something about Sasori the Puppeteer / / Maia. Well, here it is. But I must apologize first because I'm in no state to come up with whitty (yes, it's with an h now) things to say about her. I can only come up with a few things, but fear not, they are the truth.

1. Maia / / Sasori the Puppeteer is actually a girl claiming that she's all emo. To quote, "I'd be the prettiest if tears can make us pretty." End quote. What does this mean, what does this imply? Is she saying that she's been crying her entire life, that she's so pathetic she cries at the littlest of things? Well, that's possible but yes. Maia is emo! She is emo! Not. Not. Not. She just claims that she's emo cause I bet she's thinking, 'Emos are the in thing now. I shall be emo, too!' and viola. The next day, she's emo.

2. The second one is her RPing abilities. Wait. I would be rather mean if I say she has no abilities but yeah. This is a personal grudge. I don't want to babble but let me tell you, months ago when all was perfectly peaceful and quiet, an IM box with her name pops up into my screen and she disses me. I told Reese and Aile about this and we killed her via YM. Yeah. But going back to the main agenda, Maia is a "murderer and raper" of all things related to Roleplaying. She is a Mary Sue, wait, I'm gonna call her Maia/Mary Sue now. She doesn't get real Roleplaying. I'm only saying this because I, as an avid RPer is affected. She is a shame to all things related to roleplaying.

3. Maia / / Mary Sue doesn't know what a dictionary is. Plz, she probably doesn't know what it looks like. A Webster's Dictionary is very needed for her, I would want to hit her hard on the head. Several times. Because srsly, I ask you all this because I might be wrong, but do you believe that these words, these words I'm gonna be listing, can be found in the English dictionary, is even part of the English language?

- Unvulnerable
- Cutted
- Shooted

Yes, yes. It is a fail. A failure. Also. She uses the wrong words. She uses words she doesn't know, she abuses these words and then use them in a sentence, a paragraph, whatever you call her posts, that means the complete opposite, or is rather far fetched. And there is also her misuse of the term "Computer Shop" and "Internet Cafe".

Computer Shop = A shoppe where you buy computers.

Internet Cafe = A place where you can go in, pay the required fee and then use their computers for a limited amount of time.

4. Sasori the Puppeteer (Err...I mean Mary Sue) is one of the worse, and when I say one of the worse I mean QUEEN OF ALL THE N00BZ. She told me in PM that she has good grammar, but she doesn't. She really doesn't have good grammar. Her grammar is anything BUT good. She rapes and murders the whole English grammar (She also rapes dots. Abuses them. Yeah.). Her spelling screams "Bloody murder!" and yes. You get my point. She's probably worse than Red-9. Okay. Not really. But yeahh. You get the point.

5. Mary Sue is a complete copy cat. She angered Reese quite a lot when Reese decided to make her own RP forums, a day or two after Reese manages to invite her, Mary Sue made her own. But guess what? No, don't bother. I'm gonna tell you anyway. Mary Sue made her own site, too! It sucked! It sucks! Srsly. Wait. Here is the godbedamned excuse for an RP Board . A 2-minute browsing on her forums would have you thinking that (1)It's a failed attempt at an RP site and (2)RPers there are all n00bs who try hard. Okay. Okay. Reese and I, as well as another RP buddy, joined because of very selfish reasons. We joined because ate Kaycee (death_eater_iris) made a Code Geass RP and yeah. Code Geass. We're suckers for anything Code Geass related.

6. Hey, hey, people! Mary Sue has her own site! She has her own site! It's srsly awesome and pretty and colorful and all that! She is a genius when it comes to html and graphics! (If you do not know, or have not picked up, I was being sarcastic.) Plz follow this little link. It will bring you to her AWESOME site!

7. Mary Sue doesn't like me or Reese. She said we contaminated Adell. These are her exact words:

"ACK!! They're ganging up on me!! And I though hinatahyuuga hasn't changed. Turns out, she became....one of them..... *shudder* [ They're ganging up on me!! WHY?!?!?! T_T]"

What is that supposed to mean? That me and Reese are...-gasp- evil? Well. Yeah. We are but hey, that's just insulting! So STFU, Mary Fucking Sue!

--

A warning to all of you...Stay away from her.

--

This rant is getting lame...er. So my apologies. I'll be pressing that 'Publish Post' button a second from now. And oh yeah...Soreeehhh if it's fugleh and lame and just plain stoopeed. First rant post. Yeah. Yeah. Gomene~ D:

Sincerely yours, to have and to hold - - - wait. wait. WHAT. Lets do that again.

All the love from The Lunatic,

Grell / / Kris

The return of the... I don't even want to say it.

2009-04-11T17:14:00.000-07:00

Oh hey there guys. As you've heard from Eggshell / Polla, Red-9 is back with a new screen name, 'emo_kid1994'. Yes, just like his first username, that username sucks. We know. Whatever. As if that wasn't enough, Maia, or Sasori the Puppeteer is back from her 'vacation'. We'll be expecting more english rape here guys. Though Red-9 said that he'll have his dictionary on the ready every time or something--though I doubt that'll help. Maia however... rapes dots and english, so I guess we'll be expecting a rant post about her from Kris/Grell. Hey, they came back at the same time. That was... unexpected on our part--two of them coming back at the same time. Seriously. Red-9 even went and made a 'public apology', hopefully he understood that public apologies meant that he was to change his ways. Maia, according to her, was just reading the "Be Nice!" thread, (which, ironically, became a battlefield though it was about 'being nice'.) 'laughing her heart out'. That was... ungodly. Damn.

All that for ungodly reasons and because I'm awesome that way,

-- Descythed / [r[e[e]s]e]

I shall return.

2009-04-11T07:22:00.000-07:00

Looks like Red-9 is back as emo_kid1994 (I have no comments for the username. >_>)

Sorry kid, but you ain't getting an A for hiding your identity. And it was just plain idiotic of you to post your Friendster account and claim that you don't know who Red-9 is. Better straighten up or you'll spiral down.

Wait, you already did spiral down...

link here, but sadly... the thread is locked. Enjoy a few minutes of idiocy, though.

PS. This is my first rant here; forgive the lame-ness.

+1
Red-9/emo_kid1994 has issued a Public Apology in this thread. Hopefully, he'll straighten up and change for the better. Hopefully.

Destroying the spineless,
Paula

(damn, I should think of another tagline.)

We pwned him.

2009-04-10T18:30:00.000-07:00

It was epic, April 11, 2009, 12-3:00AM.

I was talking to Slash over YM then we noticed the noob/mod wannabe "Red-9" was online. Yes, the same Red-9 who claimed he fucks homos. Yes, that Red-9. Then he posts in this thread called, 'Be Nice!' in the House Rules and Suggestions forum in KHQ. It was such an epic 5-page flame war.

The flaming starts here.

Guess what, he went all Adolf Hitler on all of us.

LOLPHAILS TIEM~ <3

LOLPHAIL 1:

I don't fail so much. I'm really trying to learn from my mistakes and correct them. In reality, I won at science quiz bee at 1st or 2nd only. But actually, I've never been top or valedictorian in class. In fact, I'm lazy in studying.

Uh, I don't study too. But I always get high marks. You're just dumb. Besides, you don't have to be the valedictorian to make sense, do you? :3

LOLPHAIL 2:

So what? If you hate it, don't read it. ay sus

Question. How do we fucking hate something that we haven't read yet? Aside from that, I don't hate your post, I find entertainment in your posts. So yeah. :3

LOLPHAIL 3:

1st: I've really read the two books.

2nd:Sorry!

3rd:I can learn from mistakes.

The bolded: Why Jealous to you?

This was a reply to Slash's Post about him not having common sense and common sense not being so common. But seriously? "Why Jealous to You?" I lol'd. He claimed he made sense. And that he didn't fail so much. But "why jealous to you" proved him wrong. :3 And fucking seriously? He can learn from his mistakes? Tell that to someone who doesn't know of his idiocy! D:

LOLPHAIL 4:

1st: nag-babasa ako pero lang tamad ako mag-understand. I'm just see and go, not understand and go. 2nd: ako may feelings din ah. 3rd: .....

Oh hey, you have feelings? What about the time when you told said something about me being clueless because I was a girl? STFU. Feelings my ass. And no, it's not because you're lazy to understand, you just can't understand at all.

LOLPHAIL 5:

1. I understand. I don't concentrate to much because I'm an addict. "RUGBY BOY AKO"

I want to !@#$ everbody, destroy everthing and I hate everybody. I HATE God, my family, you, slash, my friends, communist, my brother, my sister, Rawr, my classmates, SDF, F_CKING NIGGAS, my cousins, StrriperJOUST, MOTHERF_CKING JEWS, music_luver, americans and I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

GOD YOU S_CK! I'll gonna BOMB YOUR F_CKING CHURCH. I"M AN ATHEIST, YOU HEAR ME. HUH!

I'm sadistic for GOD SAKE! CURSE ME GOD<>

First, I doubt you even know what a neo-nazi is. Let alone saddistic. I don't give a damn if you hate everyone, because everyone hates you back. Wait, I don't hate you, I find entertainment in you. He's a rugby boy because he's an uneducated prick who should just die and rot in hell. He cursed himself even. UHH if you wanna bomb the church, please bomb it while you're still inside? That's appreciated. Besides, it's not the Americans who should die, it's you. You should go die and burn in hell.

LOLPHAIL 6:

DO YOU THINK THAT I'M AN REAL IDIOT?! YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME IN PERSONAL AND SAYING I'M JUST A MORON! YOU BASTARDOUS RAWR DIDN"T THINK TWICE BEFORE POSTING A MOST INSULTING POST EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! NOW I WILL MAKE A BLOG ABOUT RAWR AND MAKE FUN OF YOU ALL THAT "THEY"RE A GROUP OF SANE COMPUTER THEIVES".

LOOK GAIIS! I was nice enough to fix his post for him. Or well, what I understood of said post. UH, here. What kinda annoyed me most was Vangelo joined the bandwagon, as seen here. Vangelo, please STFU. You can do better than that without cussing. OK, that aside from that, he called Rawr, 'computer thieves'. What the fuck. I don't remember Rawr stealing PCs. And go ahead, make a blog about how miserable we made your KHQ life. At least we were awesome enough to get featured for pwning your sick ass. No, I don't wanna think twice before insulting you, you fucking moronic idiot. I enjoy insulting you. And no, I'm not a part of the core group of Rawr. I'm a member of RHQ though. :3

LOLPHAIL 7:

So masama ba mag-post ako kahit mali grammar. at least chance lang. d na problem sa kin kung mag-criticize kayo. pero pag d kayo mag-insulto cge tatahimik ako. deal?

Oh my fucking God, guys, he's surrendering?! After calling Rawr computer thieves?! D: GOD NO! That was too early! It's too early! Don't spoil the fun!

LOLPHAIL 8:

But Hitler give up and commited suicide.

Guess what? You're not Hitler. But you know what? You're gay--kinda like Hitler who was losing so he killed himself. That being said, why not you kill yourself? You know, follow in the footsteps of Hitler? :3

LOLPHAIL 9:

I swear I will !@#$ you all. By the future, pag may pera na. Sa bagay nakakakuha naman ako ng funds sa ads by paypal. Either, I would hire a killer or an professional hacker to waste you all. O mag terror-bombing sa malls baka suwerte ma patay ko kayo. Mag-track down ko kayo in case kung nakita pag-babarilin ko kayo o chop-chopin. O kung may enough knowledge sa computers pwede ko nakawan kayo, sirain ko o i-kontrol ko para sa cyberterrorism. kaso lang mas epektib kasa ngayon. O kaya hostage ko pamilya nyo. you choose.

Buh-Bye.

P.S bye, descythed love you. harharhar! I will delete this account by 3:00 pm.

Fuck no. You did not just say you loved me. You're nothing but a moronic asshole and you have no match for whoever I like. At least that dude, makes sense and isn't as moronic as you. >.>;; Fuck you, go to hell, stay there. UH, I doubt you can even kill a rat, let alone human beings. Bomb the malls for all I care. Oh, and if you want to track me down, you don't need to. I'll even give you my address. You can't even hire a maid, let alone a hacker or a killer. Cyberterrorism? Shut the fuck up. It's not only the internet and computers that matter. RL matters too. And it's not like we'd all die if we don't have PCs. Oh, now you're threatening to take my father, my only family, hostage? SEE IF I CARE. OK, I care about dad, but fuck. Shit like this isn't even worth believing because they're such empty lies. By the way, don't you mean three AM? Because it was three in the fucking morning? :3

Then, after taht post, the faggot deleted his account and left KHQ. We fucking pwned him. One down, about a billion to go.

To StripperJoust!, Shoot., kimberly_co, Random, and Big_Eater:

Don't feel so bad you missed out on the epic flame war. It happened 12-3AM, so yeah. D: At least you're not sleep deprived.

All that for ungodly reasons and because I'm awesome that way,

-- Descythed / [r[e[e]s]e]

Here lies Red-9, may he burn in Hell for all eternity. Amen.

2009-04-10T17:59:00.000-07:00

For those people who were awesome enough to stay up until 3 AM, you probably know or witnessed Red-9's suicide. And for those people who gave in and slept, I say to you: Yes, yes indeed. Red-9/Miko--the sexist, racist, self-proclaimed Nazi, mod-wannabe bastard (who can't be a mod for he brutally murdered and raped the English language), and a gay-humping bastard who also never did it with a girl--is now eliminated. Me (Pseudonym), Slash, descythed, and (I guess) vangelo95 pwned him. After a five page flame war, he admitted defeat and decided to delete his account when the clock strikes 3 AM. He, indeed, killed himself even before the clock stroke 3.
This proves two things: (1) that Red-9 is a goddamn coward who should go to Hell and burn there for all eternity; (2) that he's as stupid as hell that he can't even tell the time.
And so, this rant is dedicated to the oh-so fugly memory of Red-9, may you please burn in Hell for all eternity.
@Satan -- He's all yours.

PS: That's one n00b down, billions of more to go.

-- Pseudonym {because I am epiK that way <3}

Oh hey, first rant post.

2009-04-09T04:50:00.000-07:00

I, Therese, am so honored to have the first rant post on this blog. So, enough with my conceit, let's move on to the first ever KHQer to be featured on KHQ-DLS.

HE is ADRIANGACHE, the sick kid who went emo after five posts because he had haters almost immediately. Proof here please? :3

Please click on the links if you want proof. Mostly because this blog is for exposing dirty little secrets, and to expose dirty little secrets, you have got to have proof--mirite?

LOLPHAIL 1:

come here and we'll spend the rest of the day together! what?! you're a BOY?! eep! sorry... oh wait that's just a mask! care to go out for dinner?

So StripperJoust! made a post full of smilies for the epic win. He, Adriangache, said that to StripperJoust!, who is also obviously a boy. StripperJoust!, you're awesome, we all know that, so yeah. He just... went and invited... StripperJoust!... on a date? He had sense to find out that SJ! was a boy, then said it was a mask? Then asked him out for dinner?! OH THE FAGGOTRY!

LOLPHAIL 2:

that was just a ploy to get everyone to have a good laugh! haha stripperjoust you fell for it

This alibi is fails so hard--I lol'd more at the alibi than at the date invitation. Seriously. What the fuck? "That was just a ploy to get everyone to have a good laugh"?

LOLPHAIL 3:

where do you get that smiley anyway?so does that switch me from gayest to funniest? STOP MAKING FUN OF ME OR ELSE I'LL HAVE A CRUSH ON ALL OF YOU!

What a desperate hobo. Have a crush... on all of us? Because... we mocked him? That was just so wrong. And... he thinks that him having a crush on all of us is a threat? Seriously? What the fuck? That was so gay! D: Wait, it wasn't gay, it was so... well, since some girls mocked him too, and now he says he'll have a crush on everyone, it was so... BI! D:

Damn it, go to hell please and thank you, Adriangache. AND, uh, while you're at it, please keep away from us? KKTHNXBAII~

and lastly,

And StripperJoust! For the epic win and giggles. :3

All that for ungodly reasons and since I'm awesome that way,

--descythed/[r[i]n].

Our Theme Song {OST FTEW!}

2009-04-08T23:11:00.000-07:00

We are very epiK people that's why we have our own theme song. That's right. A theme song. We {me & Reese} altered the song 'Dirty Little Secret' by the All-American Reject and decided to make it our theme song.
BY THE WAY YOU DAMN COPYCATS OUT THERE, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU COPY THIS WITHOUT CREDITING ME/US, I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN.

Song: Dirty Little Secret
Singer/Band: All-American Rejects
Altered by: Pseudonym {with help from [r[i]n]}

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET {KHQDLS OST}
We'll let you know what you've done wrong
When you knew it all along.
We'll go and see the posts you made,
Just to get the lolz out of you.

We'll find all that you've thrown away
Then let everyone else know
Because we're epiK that way

We'll expose your dirty little secret {dirty little secret}
We'll tel everyone
And you'll be just another reject {just another reject}
Hope that we don't find it
Your dirty little secret.

We'll let them know.

If you act all no00bish-like,
We'll never let you survive
We'll go and see the posts you made
Just to get the lolz out of you.

We'll find all that you've thrown away
Then let everyone else know
Because we're epiK that way

We'll expose your dirty little secret {dirty little secret}
We'll tell everyone
And you'll be just another reject {just another reject}
Hope that we don't find it
Your dirty little secret.

We'll let them know

The way your grammar sucks {sucks}
The way you spell things wrong {wrong}
These rants of ours won't lie {won't lie}
And now that you've been exposed,
Why don't you go emo?

We'll expose your dirty little secret {dirty little secret}
We'll tel everyone
And you'll be just another reject {just another reject}

We'll expose your dirty little secret {dirty little secret}
We'll tel everyone
And you'll be just another reject {just another reject}
Hope that we don't find it
Your dirty little secret.
Your dirty little secret.
Your dirty little secret.

Everyone'll know.
Everyone'll know.

Awesome right?
I thought so. If you think that's epiK wait for our rants. Prepare to be blown away.

--Pseudonym {I'm epiK that way}